Short Boyfriends Poems

Do not take my man
Take the money and leave your
Below par boyfriends...

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Girlfriends win by friends' influence
Boyfriends win by personal affluence...

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attended small school
great teachers and good classes
minus the boyfriends...

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Boyfriends
Likely to cheat
Untrustworthy at times
Hang out a lot with beer buddies
Sweet hearts...

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On Valentines Day I buy every card on every rack,
then I watch all the boyfriends and husbands get panic attacks....

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A bored nymphomaniac from Bude
Had so many boyfriends they queued
I once heard it said
She liked three in a bed
Which seems just a little bit rude...

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Most guys I meet
think I'm sweet
Yet they never 
want to sweep me off my feet
But that's okay
because being a girlfriend
is sometimes a chore
and some guys 
Are such a bore!...

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She would measure the length of her "mini"
by the showing of hairs - none to many
she'd trim them to match
her boyfriends moustache
introduce it to friends as "young Vinnie"


John G. Lawless
5/12/2020...

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There's A Party


Look dude, there's a party here pair
Addresses with each boyfriends hair
folks are a bit wary
when who enters Sherry
with boyfriend who's bald name is Blair


Written: Jan. 1, 2016
Theresa...

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Beautiful woman
Twenties or thirties
Schooling or career
Lovers and boyfriends
Best times of her life

Getting older
Gotten smarter
Beauty within
Stability

Golden years
Grandchildren
Gratitude

Tranquil
Wisdom

Time...

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My latest piece is 388 characters too long for the poetry section.

So, I posted it in "Short Stories" (Other sites don't have this limit)

Here's the link...

www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/stupid_10822

If you bother, I hope you like it...

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Don't let anyone 
with bad eyebrows give you life
advice - it ends badly.

I don't mind seeing my ex with
someone else - I usually donate
unused things to the less fortunate.

I wonder how many
calories I burn jumping
to wrong conclusions....

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Being a girl teen is hard
The drama never ends
There's girls who spread rumors
And dreaded boyfriends
There's cramps and body aches
Lot's of homework, cruel teachers too
But at the same time being a teen is great
You can realy discover the real you....

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They say they run in packs
with the mighty unicorn.
The stories bridge the boundary
between faith and Internet p0rn.

Oh, the elusive boyfriend.

I thought I’d hidden one in the closet,
but I rummaged top to bottom
then remembered - argh! - 
I lost him last August!...

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I posted a New short story - "Flowers" - it was 483 characters to long for here.

It's under short stories it's called: "New Year's and strip clubs"

Here's a partial URL - you can't post a URL here (there are so many rules)

www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/flowers_11899...

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I posted another short story (pieces in this poetry section have to be brief).
I'm just a wordie-birdie, I suppose *shrug*

It's called "Old designs." About a dinner kicking off the 2022-23 university year.

here's the URL:
https://www.poetrysoup.com/short_stories/old_designs_10681...

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DEPLANING OF 1964

enigmatic,
four souls
rocking voices,
idol haircuts, a drum,
guitars and a smile…

fainting, waving,
heads bobbing,

despairing boyfriends
and parents

seems like,
yesterday

I wanna hold your hand-
edness

got out of hand,
helter-skelter in view

7/7/2019...

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Figment

There was this lady from the coast,
About her sex life she would boast.
Her boyfriends would stray,
And girlfriends won’t play,
She’s secretly wed to a ghost.

11.05.2022


PSSC – 34 syllables
HMS – 35 syllables *
•	Strangely enough HMS gives 3 syllables to boyfriends – go figure...

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Boyfriends Aren't Nice,
Boyfriends Make You Cry,
Boyfriends Are Thoughtless
They Make You Mad,
Sometimes Even Helpless,
Boyfriends Are Nice
Boyfriends Make You Laugh,
Boyfriends Are Thoughtful,
They Make You Cheerful,
Sometimes Even Helpful,
Most Of All, Boyfriends Are Nice, 
Thoughtful,
Cheerful,
And,
Helpful...

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Mad kings are sly devils, 
and like math homework,
they’re hard to get rid of.

Like ex-boyfriends they
waltz the line of patience
with dawdling acknowledgements
and sluggish departures.

You find yourself the airline 
agent, “Sorry sir, your departure 
is booked and ticket printed - 
please proceed to the gate."...

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The most handsome of boyfriends I had
broke my heart; what an arrogant cad!
But I don't think I missed
out on much. How he kissed
makes me think - sex with him must be bad!



 For The Contest: A valentine Limerick~ to your x-lover the heart-breaker ( explaining how life goes on ) after the heart break.
Sponsored by Sidney ~ LeeAnn...

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The circle of lily white feet,
dorm girls,
like birds that flew the coop,
planning that dreaded strategic move,
the Turkey drop,
as new boyfriends came out of the woodwork,
even the local military men
stationed near the college town,
whispered a brighter promise than the home town dullness
that was fading
like a ghost of Christmas past....

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A wedding is special, everyone says.
People dance while the music plays.
It’s a special moment, joining two hearts.
In sickness and in health, till death do they part
A wedding is a special day in there life.
Were a guy chooses a girl to be his wife.
My day will come soon, I'll be happy at last.
And all the old boyfriends will be in the past...

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Endless please God don't let anyone bite my sweetheart
I don't mind her all boyfriends if not over-smart
Or with unknown guy if she wants to flirt
No!
Don't let her go with the high flow
It will drown her I know

I don't mind if she spends night with friendly guys
Or for her if someone dies
Endless please God make her happy just be Nice!

(Amen)...

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She tempted all her boyfriends like the nude apples
Now she mates with couple of them in big hotels!

I thought earlier she is not like a sex-worker 
So I didn’t go for enjoying sex with her!

Now she doesn’t need me anymore
So things are not at all as before!

I have wasted many years waiting for her love
Now true love is seldom found it seems like a bluff!...

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