Brand new Christmas poem

Santa's not coming this year 
he was blinded by Rudolph 
trip down the stairs 
on his way down his suspenders snapped 
giving him a concussion 
right now Santa thinks he's Batman 
as he runs around the house 
with his red suit 
adjusted like a cape  
mrs.Claus annoyed 
by the thought of being called Robin 
is about to snap
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