Short Aussies Poems

hitler  to Rommel
How north Africa to win?
Two batt of Aussies one NZ.'...

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Hot chillies with false pork cooked in fat,
Deserved a second serving of that;
As he put down the dish,
The waiter stated “I wish
more Aussies like you would eat rat.”...

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Sixth largest country has an Aussie accent
People walk upside down and koalas have bad scents
You guessed it
Bloody hot it is
Don't have to look far if you're looking for a friend...

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As I write this, it's tomorrow in Aussie land
So strange, this world of ours, this master plan
Such sweeties we meet
Our passion, we treat
Aussies are special, yummy bodies all tanned...

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Australians must have to hang onto things
Obviouly they'll float around in space without wings
Though cheaper than airfare
It's damn cold up there
But the washroom is spacious, just let 'er fling...

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Great old aussie day
our flags hung high
looking better than
a blue summers sky.

so proud to call us aussies
wouldn't change it for anything
happy aussie day to everyone
and let the new year begin.

26-1-2016...

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A buffalo’s another name for bison, 
Don’t you know?

But you can’t boil your Christmas pud
Inside a buffalo …






This is a pun on the word “basin”, which Londoners (and Aussies) pronounce “bison”.
It’s an English thing …...

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An innerestin state,
with a Kanga just first rate,
and the Brolgas dance with sweetest symetry,
Aussies n Yanks are cuzzins interstate,
Tazzy Tiger said, "yes sure,  bloody please."

Thanks mate..... 

re Viennas Aussie Kangaroo


Don...

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Undoubtably 

Half brained is normal me,
sucking boiling hot black tea,
hundred degrees, shade outside,
Aussies drink hot tea inside,
Yet enjoy,undoubtably

Don Johnson

Sponsor	Francine Roberts
Contest Name	Pick a Beverage, any Beverage...

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Do Aussies hop around like kangaroos do as part of their heritage
Methinks people who think that probably need a therapist
Have it on good authority
My Aussie sweetie Maria
Says they only hop when needing to pee, sorry that wasn't delicate...

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Can anarchy have empathy?
Yes, in our land of Aussies,
We say no wucking furries,
Always more snags on the barbie, 
Still listen to a bit of Acca Dacca,
More burgers and fries from Maccas,
Frocked up in trackie dakkies,
Yes, it's the land of Aussies,
Our form of anarchy has empathy!!!...

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The Aussies looked in disbelief,
When the twin towers they did fall,
Terror rained on the Pentagon,
Figher Jets came to call,

Americans fought for a plane,
To beat the terrorists down,
Bin Laden’s high was to be denied,
plunged into the ground,

Yes we do fight, against this blight,
Upon humanity,
Murder all, day or night,
Inhuman, obscenity.
 
11-sep-11...

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Gentlemen of the Press,
I have been asked by the United States Congress
To say that our missiles can be aimed with pin-point accuracy.
Oops! Sorry that one just crashed into the sea.

Ah yes!  As I was saying ……

Dive!! Dive!!  Dive for cover, before it goes bang
That missile’s the latest Boom-a-Rang.
Those stupid Aussies don’t have a brain
They wanted to use their missile again....

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Serendipity, sun do smiles
European titles in mind
Royally, I was at Garros 
England, Wimbledon, my crowns
Nigh, the glory from Aussies
Arthur Ashe, the home in honour 

When honours came calling
In contrast to their aims
Love the game, win to claim
Like Masada, majestic in beauty
In its flowers engraved my name
Angel, egg, the game I play
My hands the world is laid
Serena, my name is the game...

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The old cold war bird still is on guard,
though the Ruskys aint a threat,
they must have built em strong and hard,
those eagles, some of the best,
guys said the ground would jump an jive,
with the bombs a landing crunch,
Aussies in Vietnam,
thought highly of this bunch,
Sounds like the old DC3, still a flying some,
Biscuit bombers Kokoda saw,   
when world war 2 was won. 

B52s good one cobber Bob..

Don...

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albanese thought it good?
He'd have a go.' In hollywood.!
A replacement Elmer Fudd was needed
He'd be famous rich as Croeses.!
But things didn't go; just as they should..

He tried to voice a deeper tone
More gravitas..  Was that swift Flown!
He failed in mission; accomplished nil.'
He then retreated, senses blown.'
Now he's (albo dud),  of world renown.!

So ram in your elbows Aussies 
Get rid of the clown.!...

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Aussies are the best
Have known two, one in-person
And one on-line
Both with a joy of living
What is their secret
Is there something in the air
Is it living with koala bears
Maybe with kangeroos
Perhaps you can tell me
Coz the whole world would be
A much better place
To spend a lifetime with these sweeties
With only love and happiness in their hearts
Making the world go around!
My sweet Aussie lovers........

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Binding Ties
The ties that bind 'tween me and you ,
attraction draws us right on cue,
who were we? in that other life,
t\what stolen love, another's wife,
what destiny must Now do,
balancing the books , renew,
un-remembered as the Mice,
but don't take any of  my advice,
persecution time is due, 
and karma wants a slice,
the worm does turn askew,
a Drongo pays the price.
Don

Aussies used to say as dumb as a Drongo {bird}...

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Chase India Chase
                               
Raise your bat up for a perfect shot 
a drive, a square or a late cut
whoever may bowl your bat should send
the ball to reach the boundaries for four
 
Your runs should never be stopped
their throws should not be faster than your run
They may be on three hundreds and odd
your chase should take over their scores
Chase India Chase India
 win over the Aussies in our land
Wear India Wear India 

SakthiRavichandran...

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The billy boils on an open flame
Or an electric kettle boils in a modern game
A sprinkle of tea and around the world twirl
Smokos on is the welcome yell

We learnt this from the British ones
A group of Aussies the smile is won
It could be a morning break or sundown meal
It all has for us a refreshing deal

How many plans are made in this way
And friendships enjoyed and laughter play
Tea boiled is the pleasure
Sit smile talk and drink the measure.

© Paul Warren Poetry...

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