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Short Ants In His Pants Poems

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ANTS
                           Ants can play havoc in your bridal night
                                         Ants in his pants...

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Categories: ants in his pants, fun, funny,
Form: Verse



Hmmm
Is that writhing really a dance
Or does he have ants in his pants
You have the answer perchance
He’s taking his Can Can to France!
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Categories: ants in his pants, funny
Form: Monorhyme
Premium Member acoustic ecology
By waters edge sat John Muir
His wish for us all, preserve what's pure
He twisted and wiggled, his butt did a dance
It occurred to him, he had ants in his pants!



12/28/14
© All Rights Reserved...

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Categories: ants in his pants, funny,
Form: Clerihew
The Aunt Dance
An Italian once courted my Aunt

Who was bitten by ants in his pants

     So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"

     "I got the gonorrhea!"

That's when he learned the frying pan dance!



                            Timothy I. Brumley...

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Categories: ants in his pants, funny, nature
Form: Limerick