Short Ants In His Pants Poems
Short Ants In His Pants Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Ants In His Pants by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Ants In His Pants by length and keyword.
ants in his pants, fun, funny,
Ants can play havoc in your bridal night
Ants in his pants...
ants in his pants, funny
Is that writhing really a dance
Or does he have ants in his pants
You have the answer perchance
He’s taking his Can Can to France!
ants in his pants, funny,
By waters edge sat John Muir
His wish for us all, preserve what's pure
He twisted and wiggled, his butt did a dance
It occurred to him, he had ants in his pants!
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The Aunt Dance
ants in his pants, funny, nature
An Italian once courted my Aunt
Who was bitten by ants in his pants
So he screamed, "Mama Mia!"
"I got the gonorrhea!"
That's when he learned the frying pan dance!
Timothy I. Brumley...