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Short Angus Poems

Short Angus Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Angus by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Angus by length and keyword.

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Three black angus cows knee-deep in cool lake Two on bank look longingly Egret stands on one's back

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Categories: angus, america, nature,
Form: Kimo

He wore no underwear;
His stag night* was a gas -
We pulled his trousers down
And showed the world his ass.

*bachelor party

For Carol’s Ornery Friends contest

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© jack horne  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angus, friendship,
Form: Rhyme
What e'er became o' Angus McKess
Is a dark and troublin'  mystery,  no less.
But the cruel gossip bein'  
He was reportedly seen
Skinny dippin',  one night, in Loch Ness. 

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Categories: angus, children, funny, mystery, people,
Form: Limerick
The Best Letter
The new teacher said, "Class listen to me,"
"What do you think the best letter must be?"
One said with force,
"The G of course!" 
She asked, "Angus, why do you think it's the G?"...

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© PAT Adams  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: angus, humorous, word play,
Form: Limerick
A close escape LOL
Did you hear about Angus McMorran
Who was out playing golf with wife,Lauren?
Her incredible force
Sent the ball right off course
But at least it steered clear of his sporran!


'Make Me Actually Lol 2 Poetry Contest'-sponsored by Nina Parmenter...

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Categories: angus, golf, humor,
Form: Limerick

A Different Wall
Three times a day
a train roars through
a field a farm away

booming like an Angus bull
looking for companionship.
Nearby in Henson's field

Guernsey cows eat their grass
behind a redwood fence 
and moo in blissful peace. 

They’ve heard this bull before.
No need to raise their heads.
He can’t come through that fence.

Donal Mahoney

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Categories: angus, farm,
Form: Blank verse
Make Verdant Again The Hills
Make Verdant Again The Hills

She walks the rack of bright frocks
as her husband, an Angus aging, 
paws at the carpet behind her. 
She wants the right dress 

to make verdant again the hills
that summers ago 
brought her young bull  
into her valleys.

Now he needs prodding
even to graze.
Now she no longer 

has to rope off
what he used to rip up.
Now he causes no pain.

Donal Mahoney

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Categories: angus, life
Form: Free verse
bad 4tnite
Matt Caliri Contest Name New Language angus plonking wobbletrot, rode a hoss but should have not, had trubble with three magigator, not his tie a gettin straighter, wid a windsor knott. hoss him kinda wantum rootum, owner bloody wantum shootum, sandgoannas not taste 2beautum, wrong calibre no sight, worried fella not 2 bright, fella had a snake in shed, shootem rootem saddle ned, bullets bouncin yep mathilda, shot water tank empty un-filled her, insanitary is rite, bad 4tnite..

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Categories: angus, adventure,
Form: Rhyme