Wendy Watson Poet Limerick

A Close Escape Lol

Did you hear about Angus McMorran
Who was out playing golf with wife,Lauren?
Her incredible force
Sent the ball right off course
But at least it steered clear of his sporran!

03.03.19


'Make Me Actually Lol 2 Poetry Contest'-sponsored by Nina Parmenter

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Jack Horne March 15, 2019 at 10:02 AM LOL, thanks for a good chuckle - love this Wendy Watson April 5, 2019 at 4:12 PM I'm glad I raised a smile,Jack!

Tom Cunningham March 7, 2019 at 2:51 AM Enjoyed your limerick Wendy, could just picture the scene. Congrats on your win. Tom.k Wendy Watson April 5, 2019 at 4:12 PM Thanks,Tom. I don't believe that Lauren is a particularly Scottish Christian name but little else rhymes with sporran and I had the last line in my mind first!

Line Gauthier March 6, 2019 at 5:15 PM Congrats on your win, Wendy. Wendy Watson March 6, 2019 at 5:30 PM Thank you very much,Line.

Jan Allison March 6, 2019 at 5:00 PM Dropping back to say many congrats on your win Wendy:-) hugs Jan xx Wendy Watson March 6, 2019 at 5:29 PM Thank you,Jan and congratulations on your own success.

Andrea Dietrich March 3, 2019 at 3:04 PM cute one. I bet the contest will get lots of funny limericks like this one. Wendy Watson March 3, 2019 at 3:15 PM Thanks,Andrea. The last line came to me from out of nowhere and I just worked backwards!

Jan Allison March 3, 2019 at 4:31 AM very witty Wendy:-) hugs Jan xx Wendy Watson March 3, 2019 at 3:16 PM Thanks, Jan. I hope Nina's in a jolly mood when she reads it!