Short Ands Poems

No ifs or ands; we’re having butts ~
    At this conjunction, beef's simply nuts....

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it hits wall
sometimes fall
its a game
that's has a name
ands it for all
the
HAND BALL...

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A-lways
L-et's
C-lean
O-ur
H-ands
O-verseeing
L-ungs

Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Hey no ifs ands or buts about it
problems come from a bottomless pit 
Chicken roasts and all
the roots of your fall
My Sullivan needs a work permit...

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history’s troika
failure’s three legged stool
life’s IFS, ANDS, and BUTS


©10/24/2018

for – In response to IF….Poetry Contest
sponsor – Silent One...

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S-anitized
H-ands
E-vade
R-aunch's
Y-ucky
L-ink

A-voiding
P-andemic
O-f
G-rime

Topic: Birthday of Sheryl Apog (April 19) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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S-anitation
E-xpert
L-ets
E-yes
N-egate
E-pidemic

W-ashing
H-ands
I-n
T-oppling
E-nemy

Topic: Birthday of poetess Selene White (April 12) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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H-ands
E-vade
N-asty
R-aunch's
Y-ucky

K-ind
E-mploying
N-otable
D-efense
A-gainst
L-ethal
L-ink

Topic: Birthday of poet Henry Kendall (April 18)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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There were no guys quite like Ben and Jerry   
                     She depended on them for her dairy
She liked it with nuts
No ifs, ands or buts
And she often found room for a cherry...

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IN    CONJUNCTION


If ifs and ands  were pots and pans - silly notions,
It would be difficult to cook eggs
And soup would spill over your legs.
Thank God ifs and ands are conjunctions....

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C-lean
H-ands
E-vade
R-espiratory
R-aunch's
Y-ucky

A-nnoyance
G-allantly
R-epulsing
I-nvisible
P-andemic's
A-ttack

Topic: Birthday of Cherry M. Agripa (April 13) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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There was a nice lady inspired from haedes,
And there wasn’t any ifs, ands, buts or maybes,
She liked to think she was nice,
But those thoughts couldn’t suffice,
as she voted for the right to kill God’s babies....

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S-anitize
H-ands
I-n
R-eal
L-ife
E-nhancing
Y-our

P-hysical
O-rder
S-o
T-he
R-edoubtable
A-ilment
N-ever
O-perates

Topic: Birthday of Shirley F. Postrano (April 03) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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You're so fat, your scale yells “Get the hell off!”
Fruits and salads for you I suggest, hey, no guffaws
No ifs, ands, or buts
Tasty stuff must cut
Okay you're not as serious as I first thought...

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Hedda Hopper 
wore many a fancy topper.
Louella Parsons hated her guts,
no ifs, ands, or buts.

I thank wikipedia.org online encyclopedia for
information I obtained to write this clerihew.

June 27, 2013

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H-ands
A-pply
N-eatness
A-voiding
R-espiratory
I-llness'
E-pidemic

L-ink
A-s
C-oronavirus
U-sually
A-dvances
T-errible
A-trocity

Topic: Birthday of Hanarie N. Lacuata (April 08) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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C-ontaminated
H-ands
A-nd
R-abid
L-ink
E-mploy
N-asty
E-pidemic's

P-lague
A-s
S-ocial
C-ontact
A-dvances
S-pread
I-n
O-utbreak

Topic: Birthday of Charlene D. Pascasio (May 17) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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C-lean
H-ands
A-re
R-eally
L-ikable
E-vading
N-asty
E-pidemic's

P-oison
A-s
C-oronavirus
H-orribly
E-mploys
C-ontagious
O-nslaught

Topic: Birthday of Charlene D. Pacheco (May 25) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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B-eat
L-ethal
E-pidemic's
S-ilent
S-pread

M-aking
Y-our
C-lean
H-ands
O-bliterate

J-eopardizing
A-ilment's
M-ystery
I-n
L-ungs

Topic: Birthday of poet Bless Mycho Jamil (May 07) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Life should never include ifs, ands, or butts
Especially the butts, they're made for those who lust
There's something about anuses
Attached to gorgeous waitresses
Maintain your composure, remain calm you must...

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V-icious lies are made
E-veryday by the devil; 
R-efrain from being deceived, 
A-s your hands do God's will.

G-od December thirtieth
A-ims to hold you even more; 
C-herish His loving and helping
H-ands that make no
E-rror....

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S-preading
E-pidemic
B-rutally
A-pplies
S-ilent
T-hreat's
I-nfection
A-s
N-asty

M-ystery
E-mploys
L-ethal
M-icroorganism
O-f
T-he
H-ands

Topic: Birthday of poet Sebastian Melmoth (May 03)
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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M-outh
I-n
C-ontaminated
H-ands
E-ventually
L-ets
L-ungs
E-xperience

E-pidemic
C-oronavirus
L-ink
A-s
R-espiration
I-s
N-astily
O-ffended

Topic: Birthday of Michelle T.Eclarino (April 07) 
Form: Vertical Monocrostic...

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Mercilessly, no ifs, ands, buts -
His wife of one year, who is nuts,
Coldcocks him with a paper tube.
What’s worse from this wife, who’s a boob,
Her killing’s done with paper cuts.

12/18/2021

Sorry the title is sensational and misleading…chuckle...

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Some days are diamond, some days are diamonds
Hey wait! Somethings wrong, each man is an island
What's good for some
Some fall on their bum
For me, it's diamonds, no ifs, ands, or hyphens

(Hyphens? Well it sorta rhymes doesn't it!!!)...

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