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Murdered By a Boob

Mercilessly, no ifs, ands, buts -
His wife of one year, who is nuts,
Coldcocks him with a paper tube.
What’s worse from this wife, who’s a boob,
Her killing’s done with paper cuts.

12/18/2021

Sorry the title is sensational and misleading…chuckle

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Caren Krutsinger Date: 12/28/2021 4:30:00 AM Hilarious! Loved the word boob of course! Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/28/2021 11:30:00 AM LOL! ;)

Valsa George Date: 12/27/2021 8:19:00 PM Cruelty has limits.....:) :) This is too much ! Kim, A real fun write with a funny title! Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/28/2021 11:30:00 AM Thank you, Valsa!

Susan Ashley Date: 12/21/2021 5:51:00 PM A fun and clever limerick, Kim, and an attention grabbing title too.. lol! Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas to you and yours.. ~Susan Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/22/2021 9:31:00 PM Merry Christmas, Susan! Thank you!

Lindsay Laurie Date: 12/21/2021 4:50:00 PM Hello Kim ... and those paper cuts can be an awful torture. Possibly not what he was expecting - thanks Kim - Lindsay Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/22/2021 9:31:00 PM LOL! :)

Alexis Y. Date: 12/20/2021 5:07:00 PM Hi Kim, I echo what John said. Great title and Limerick. Have a nice evening-Alexis Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/22/2021 9:31:00 PM Thank you :)

Jack Ellison Date: 12/20/2021 5:15:00 AM Had to check this one out you devil you! LOL Lovesies XOX Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/20/2021 7:00:00 AM LOL, Jack! Merry Christmas!

Victor Buhagiar Date: 12/19/2021 8:01:00 AM Well it made me think! can you kill with a boob? Funny, Kim. Hugs. Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/19/2021 10:44:00 AM LOL

John Lawless Date: 12/19/2021 5:59:00 AM ...not fair Kim....you got the attention of all of us "boobs" with that title.... Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/19/2021 10:44:00 AM LOL!

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 12/19/2021 12:39:00 AM Clever Kim - this is a fun read. Wishing you and all your family a Happy Christmas and all the best for you in the New Year. Hugs and Blessings. Jennifer. Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/19/2021 5:21:00 AM Thank you, Jennifer! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! :)

Bill Baker Date: 12/18/2021 4:47:00 PM Great limberick though. Very humoreus,. I enjoyed the fun read, Kim. A poet friend, Bill Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/19/2021 5:21:00 AM Thank you, Bill! Keep laughing and writing! Merry Christmas!

Jan Allison Date: 12/18/2021 1:40:00 PM very funny Kim:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/18/2021 3:56:00 PM Thanks, Jan!

Victor Buhagiar Date: 12/18/2021 1:16:00 PM Funny, funny, funny. Thanks for sharing. Hugs. Login to Reply Kim Rodrigues Date: 12/18/2021 1:18:00 PM LOL…laughing with you! Thanks so much! ~ hugs