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Murdered By a Boob

Mercilessly, no ifs, ands, buts - His wife of one year, who is nuts, Coldcocks him with a paper tube. What’s worse from this wife, who’s a boob, Her killing’s done with paper cuts. 12/18/2021 Sorry the title is sensational and misleading…chuckle

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Date: 12/28/2021 4:30:00 AM
Hilarious! Loved the word boob of course!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/28/2021 11:30:00 AM
LOL! ;)
Date: 12/27/2021 8:19:00 PM
Cruelty has limits.....:) :) This is too much ! Kim, A real fun write with a funny title!
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/28/2021 11:30:00 AM
Thank you, Valsa!
Date: 12/21/2021 5:51:00 PM
A fun and clever limerick, Kim, and an attention grabbing title too.. lol! Warmest wishes for a merry Christmas to you and yours.. ~Susan
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/22/2021 9:31:00 PM
Merry Christmas, Susan! Thank you!
Date: 12/21/2021 4:50:00 PM
Hello Kim ... and those paper cuts can be an awful torture. Possibly not what he was expecting - thanks Kim - Lindsay
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/22/2021 9:31:00 PM
LOL! :)
Date: 12/20/2021 5:07:00 PM
Hi Kim, I echo what John said. Great title and Limerick. Have a nice evening-Alexis
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/22/2021 9:31:00 PM
Thank you :)
Date: 12/20/2021 5:15:00 AM
Had to check this one out you devil you! LOL Lovesies XOX
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/20/2021 7:00:00 AM
LOL, Jack! Merry Christmas!
Date: 12/19/2021 8:01:00 AM
Well it made me think! can you kill with a boob? Funny, Kim. Hugs.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/19/2021 10:44:00 AM
LOL
Date: 12/19/2021 5:59:00 AM
...not fair Kim....you got the attention of all of us "boobs" with that title....
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/19/2021 10:44:00 AM
LOL!
Date: 12/19/2021 12:39:00 AM
Clever Kim - this is a fun read. Wishing you and all your family a Happy Christmas and all the best for you in the New Year. Hugs and Blessings. Jennifer.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/19/2021 5:21:00 AM
Thank you, Jennifer! Merry Christmas and Happy New Year! :)
Date: 12/18/2021 4:47:00 PM
Great limberick though. Very humoreus,. I enjoyed the fun read, Kim. A poet friend, Bill
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/19/2021 5:21:00 AM
Thank you, Bill! Keep laughing and writing! Merry Christmas!
Date: 12/18/2021 1:40:00 PM
very funny Kim:-) hugs Jan xx
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/18/2021 3:56:00 PM
Thanks, Jan!
Date: 12/18/2021 1:16:00 PM
Funny, funny, funny. Thanks for sharing. Hugs.
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Kim Rodrigues
Date: 12/18/2021 1:18:00 PM
LOL…laughing with you! Thanks so much! ~ hugs

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