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Get the Hell Off

You're so fat, your scale yells “Get the hell off!” Fruits and salads for you I suggest, hey, no guffaws No ifs, ands, or buts Tasty stuff must cut Okay you're not as serious as I first thought

Copyright © | Year Posted 2018




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Date: 1/27/2018 10:21:00 AM
Those poor scales!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/27/2018 10:51:00 AM
They DO appreciate though that Ive dropped 55 pounds! But what a wreck I've made of them especially their love of life... huh?
Date: 1/26/2018 7:50:00 AM
One sure way to get thin//is to eat only olive skin//peel it with care//remove the hair//Clean your teeth before you grin. SCALE ON INCREDIBLE SHRINKING JACK!!!
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Jack Ellison
Date: 1/26/2018 8:13:00 AM
STILL heading down... ain't done yet! Probably going to be written up in Woman's Weekly!!!

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