Short Ambidextrous Poems

left hand wrote this line 
right hand writes most of the time
I'm ambidextrous...

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If I could write with both hands, that would be the best.
I'd give up my right arm to be ambidextrous....

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Against humanity, history badly plot
creating a stain not easy to face the blot
humans really nefarious
misfortune ambidextrous
to schedule of events, massacre has a spot....

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strengthen your weakness
and weaken your strength
you will be beautiful
be ambidextrous
we need to train in
kinder garten
let us weaken our strength
change our strong habits
greed insecurity fear
competition and
weaken them 

4.04 pm
sep 20 2016...

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Not a sophisticated treat as such
Salt’s savor holds a piquant, premium touch,
It adds an ample zest to any dish,
It cures and pickles anything you wish.

Its ambidextrous essence roars!
Just keep away from open sores.

February 22, 2021...

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Quite ambidextrous is this pricy sign,
Depending on which number it’s aligned.
Symbol of comfort or manifest of need?!
Held by helping  hand or arms of evil greed?!
Can accumulate immeasurable wealth, 
Can’t buy fair freedom, peace of mind and hale health. 

June 12, 2021...

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there are times of tests when the mind becomes ambidextrous
there are moments in time when the body becomes multidirectional
when the horizons are being bullied and all organisms begin to pollute
won't you please set my wearied mind at ease and let me see you in your birthday suit
AMEN........

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If I were a woman instead of a man,
Or a woman who could and still can
Be ambidextrous, bi, or confused,
If two spirits in one could be fused,
What would the critics write about to be amused?

But I am ME!
Solid, energetic, free!
Maybe rattled, rated, berated,
Shaking off showers of advice,
All I want is to feel, to love, to be nice....

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Random hands don’t comfort anymore
My own hands don’t either 
Through all the weathers 
Your cold hands glues to my torn down body
When you touch me 
Your cold hands give me chills…
 Your smooth talks litters, blood into my every vein
Am still enjoying the lust
For my head is filled with endless tears
Your ambidextrous hands 
Write the pure sense 
Of my comfort....

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Auspiciously, Authentic
Artificial, Ateller
Artistic, Author
Astutely, Aware
Astronomically, Astounding
Arrogantly, Aroused
Argumentative, American
Anal, Authority
Apostolic, Action
Anglo-phonic, Anglican
Ambiguously, Ambidextrous
All around, Affectionate
Absolutely, Adament
Abiding, Ability
Arranging, Alphabetically




   I had to try this for my Mary, How did I do Honey?...

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She is the mad man of Charlay he said.
But isn’t she a woman? I asked.
More manly he replied. Thus I call her a man.
Is that okay with her? 
I am sure it is okay with them.
She uses both he and she; she is ambidextrous.
I smile, sure he is using the wrong word.
But what would I know?
I do not even know the correct way to spell Charolais.
Please ignore this poem.
It is a lot of bull….....

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Liberal or conservative 
the questionnaire asks
about migrants.

Fred’s in the middle.
Asked about The Wall 
he writes that he sees 

nothing wrong 
with hungry illegals 
crossing the border 

looking for work and 
nothing wrong with
the Trumpeter Swan 

sending them home
as long as no one is 
killed in the process.

But okay to give them
Wyoming and Cheney.
Plenty of room.


Donal Mahoney...

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are you a rightie
or a leftie

i'm not 
talking

politics
relegion

turn signals
or decisions

it doesn't matter
what makes you

tick since i'm 
ambidextrous

but not a 
jekyll or 

a hide for
certainly not

a phd
merely

a ba but
better

then
a bs

yet i often
butt my head

and try to think
ba ba black sheep

which i was the 
family one

but
my

wool has made
some wonderful

comforters...

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Yogi Berra, the Greatest Sage
Of Major League Baseball's Golden Age

   Yogi said, "The future ain't what it used to be."
   'Cos when Berra died ~
       ~ They broke the mold and buried the key




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A few more 'Yogi-isms' to marvel at:
  . When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
  . I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
  . No matter where you go, there you are....

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A bottle garden adorns like the most elegant rose
Horticulturists’ pride featured in most writers’ prose   
Crafted by the youngest ambidextrous botanist
Whose prowess blooms far beyond the cloud’s mist.

A terrarium intricately built from a crystal- clear bottle,
Coco fibers, variety of bijou stones, rocks and pebbles;
Charcoals, moss, ferns, tiny plants and worm castings,
Dry barks and many more for creative miniature gardening....

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GOOD IDEA TO USE BOTH HANDS oops,
right hand and left ...the brain expands,
helps a poet with his demands,
two brains to understand,
imagination grand,
sometimes....

are poets ambidextrous too???....Don Johnson 10-8-11

Sponsor	Russell Sivey
Contest Name	Challenge - Max 8 lines!!!

1st ...
thank you Russell, words in flight,
sometimes hit the mark,
writing lets in the light,
darkness parts the sparkkk...

on ya cobber..mine...

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Preposterous hippopotamus laughs at scandalous rhinoceros. 
Precipitous, calamitous cumulus leaks rain on head.
Furious, igneous volcanoes spurt copious lava, aqueous and amphibious into sea. 
But despite the acrimonious albuminous setting,
anxious, ignominious and siliceous bed fellows, make amorous love anyway
wearing polymorphous, ponderous and porous pajamas in bed,
and enjoy anomalous couscous made by anonymous, ambidextrous, audacious, cantankerous cook....

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A part hayt odyssey, 
Resembled like mornarchy.
The alley nocturnal caused 
Mayhem in the locations.

In the days of anarchy, no
 Man's land was nominated
To asphalt, but evacuees
allotmented by a part hayt.

Rascal ogres rebuffed for 
Ambidextrous.
Some fought for realm, Some remained 
queasy and sissy.

The policemen slogged youth 
Willy nilly, while the henchman
Neither splinter nor quiter. 
The bosterious finally decreased
And history was made....

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