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Lots of Bull

She is the mad man of Charlay he said. But isn’t she a woman? I asked. More manly he replied. Thus I call her a man. Is that okay with her? I am sure it is okay with them. She uses both he and she; she is ambidextrous. I smile, sure he is using the wrong word. But what would I know? I do not even know the correct way to spell Charolais. Please ignore this poem. It is a lot of bull…..

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Kim Rodrigues

Date: 9/16/2021 7:23:00 AM

Don’t you love when names get all twisted up in annunciation…I mean substantiation…or is it pronun…no no no…lol. My name is so easy a baby can pronounce it.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/16/2021 7:50:00 AM

Hahahaha

Sam Kauffman

Date: 9/15/2021 11:46:00 AM

Great tongue in cheek Caren. Indeed there is great ambiguity in the ambidextrous and often a shade of humor in its double entendre! Just delightfully crafted especially with your "Charolais!" Thanks for the romp through the bull....

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/15/2021 1:04:00 PM

Thank you Sam for enjoying the romp!

L Milton Hankins

Date: 9/15/2021 11:07:00 AM

Nope, I don't think so. It's a fine play on the word. Gosh, how do you spell it? Is it "Challot?" Just guessing. Loved your line with "ambidextrous." Superb!!! And what a way to end with "Charolais" which many will not know is a bull! Good one, Caren.

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 9/15/2021 1:04:00 PM

If you don't know that you are not from Iowa.