Short Alpaca Poems

lying on her hill top knoll
the great Pyrenees half dreams  
doing what she was born to 
as alpaca sleep...

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Oh my Alpaca
Has purple spots
You can see them when he trots
I'll take his wool to make a sweater
Then we'll both have purple spots...

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Somewhere in the Andes,
llama mama drama
plays out when he discovers
he’s not the baby daddy,
“I guess alpaca now!”
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We are having the pink alpaca parade today
This was told to me enthusiastically, and right away.
I thought it was weird to be celebrating the eighth of May
But then again, that’s the day the alpaca is the most merry and gay....

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She is the talk of the barnyard the alpaca’s whispered in tones.
She is gorgeous, leggy, furry, and she has the prettiest bones.
We were anxious to meet her but were jealous right away of course.
Everyone was super excited about her beauty, even the camel and horse....

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Consider the neck-ed creature known as the llama
A species of alpaca that lives in zoos or dioramas

Some llamas look like camels, others like sheep
Tho I've never seen one shephereded by Little-Bo-Peep

As for me, I really haven't much use for llamas
Unless I need a pair of brown woolen pajamas...

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Never alarm a llama
I’m telling you in case
You alarm a llama
And he spits in your face

But if you charm a llama
And give him lots of grass
He won’t spit or charge at you
And he won’t kick your ar5e

And if you bought a llama
With a Boris Johnson head
You didn’t buy a llama 
But an alpaca instead...

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Thanks for not saying I'm an Alpaca!

Llama
Calmer

Kitten will only eat Kit-E cat

Fussy
Pussy

Tiddle's uses her litter tray

Tiddle's 
Piddles

Eeyore had far too much to drink

Wonky 
Donkey

Jockeying for position

Racehorse
Off course

Top dog

Yuppie
Puppy


Time for walkies

Shih-tzu
Needs pooh!

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When Alfred was witty 

Alfred, the pianist who insist he is not my father
Told me he could walk on water, 
to prove it we went to where the water is shallow
he sank slowly, legs, torso and his head
I was not unduly worried, 
at the bottom, he walked back to shore
and I gave him back his alpaca and French Beret, but I said nothing
he hadn`t stepped on water only walked on it.
He borrowed my shoes to get home I; his son had to walk barefoot
and he never returned my shoes...

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Half Alpaca, it spits if I dare kiss Cathy's ruby lips.
It plants a jacked-up rhubarb stalk,
a stiff stalking walk
if I dare roan hands over
my lovers compliance.

Cathy’s cat is much loved by itself
and also by the silky paws of its owner.
I think it may be transforming into a Burmese python
or something more slinky, sneaky, and lower.

As for I, it shows its one scorning pink eye
as it struts away
tail up, exposing a cool distain
as arrogantly possessive as any ‘fork you’ flag....

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