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Short Alpaca Poems

Short Alpaca Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Alpaca by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Alpaca by length and keyword.

Premium Member as alpaca sleep
lying on her hill top knoll
the great Pyrenees half dreams  
doing what she was born to 
as alpaca sleep

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Categories: alpaca, animals
Form: Dodoitsu

Oh my Alpaca
Has purple spots
You can see them when he trots
I'll take his wool to make a sweater
Then we'll both have purple spots...

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Categories: alpaca, animals, children, funny, imagination
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Humping it out of Camelot
Somewhere in the Andes, llama mama drama plays out when he discovers he’s not the baby daddy, “I guess alpaca now!”

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© Jeff Kyser  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: alpaca, humorous, nonsense,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member The Talk of the Barnyard
She is the talk of the barnyard the alpaca’s whispered in tones.
She is gorgeous, leggy, furry, and she has the prettiest bones.
We were anxious to meet her but were jealous right away of course.
Everyone was super excited about her beauty, even the camel and horse.

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Categories: alpaca, animal,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Never Alarm A Llama
Never alarm a llama
I’m telling you in case
You alarm a llama
And he spits in your face

But if you charm a llama
And give him lots of grass
He won’t spit or charge at you
And he won’t kick your ar5e

And if you bought a llama
With a Boris Johnson head
You didn’t buy a llama 
But an alpaca instead...

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Categories: alpaca, animal, humorous,
Form: Rhyme

Premium Member What Use is a Llama
Consider the neck-ed creature known as the llama
A species of alpaca that lives in zoos or dioramas

Some llamas look like camels, others like sheep
Tho I've never seen one shephereded by Little-Bo-Peep

As for me, I really haven't much use for llamas
Unless I need a pair of brown woolen pajamas


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Categories: alpaca, animal, nursery rhyme,
Form: Rhyme
Thanks for not saying I'm an Alpaca! Llama Calmer Kitten will only eat Kit-E cat Fussy Pussy Tiddle's uses her litter tray Tiddle's Piddles Eeyore had far too much to drink Wonky Donkey Jockeying for position Racehorse Off course Top dog Yuppie Puppy Time for walkies Shih-tzu Needs pooh! Sponsored by Brian Strand 06/18/21

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Categories: alpaca, animal, humorous,
Form: Footle
when alfred was witty
When Alfred was witty 

Alfred, the pianist who insist he is not my father
Told me he could walk on water, 
to prove it we went to where the water is shallow
he sank slowly, legs, torso and his head
I was not unduly worried, 
at the bottom, he walked back to shore
and I gave him back his alpaca and French Beret, but I said nothing
he hadn`t stepped on water only walked on it.
He borrowed my shoes to get home I; his son had to walk barefoot
and he never returned my shoes

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© jan hansen  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: alpaca, break up, business, car, cat,
Form: Blank verse