Short Allergic Poems

Burps

Burps cause 
allergic reactions.
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Furry animals are
allergic to
anyone with an
enormous appetite.
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heady perfumes rise
sweet gardenia scents the air
helplessly I sneeze...

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Play during the night 
Allergic to the bright light
Hiding from myself.......

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allergic to bees
my greek honey
Spanishly stung me
now i know the
meaning of hives...

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The days of last
Remind me of my past
When I was a lass
Allergic to pollen and grass...

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I simply must say No to wearing body spray
Or else I'll be allergic to myself ALL DAY! ;-P...

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smell of burning leaves
like patchouli in my nose
allergic sneezing

written October 3, 2021...

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Doormat Sally
   


Doormat Sally cried the moment she
discovered that she was allergic 
to shoe wipe and cat pee. 
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I have
a thought
about an allergic love
who knows
if you had once
as you claimt
you will surely contact it
to allergic....

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I have pretty trees and ugly trees
The cottonwoods don’t make me sneeze
All the rest are horrible for me
Stirring up my leafy allergy...

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There was a man named Joe
He had awful B.O.
Claimed he was allergic to soap
At bath time said nope
His wife tied him outside with rope...

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Allergic
to the truth
Immune
to virtues glow
One infection
plagues my soul
Whose cure
— my sin forgoes

(Dreamsleep: December, 2024)
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Her sneezes didn't prevent her and John Deere from seeking vengeance...
leaving a carnage of dead grass and strewn tissues in her wake



6-2-18...

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Up from the depths of the sea,
came a mermaid who needed to pee.
She had bright green hair
and was as fat as a bear,
but alas, was allergic to bees....

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Shudder at the mention of a freeze 
living for an eighty degree breeze; 
I never cared for the cold, 
I am allergic to snow;
Forever swaying with palm trees....

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There once was a cute chick named Nora, 
Who preferred to dress up in angora, 
But her boyfriend got sick, 
To her clothes allergic, 
Now she won’t wear a thing but her aura....

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Long ago and far away,
I drank a glass of wine one day,
But I was allergic to grapes,
Wine o'clock for me don't rate,
Just listening to you is enough,
Whine o'clock now, tough!...

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Barry loved flowers
Especially their smell
When Barry sniffed them
He became very unwell

He must be allergic
To their lovely aroma
Oh Dear! poor Barry
Has fallen into a coma...

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Tongue; in Valetudinary STATE.
For Barbarous and Flagitious
Portance is very Bedraggled;
A-be-ce-dar-ians,
or the Adroitly,
are ALLERGIC
to Crass and 
Uncouth
LIPS.


Pace, G
04-22-2012...

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don't be
silly 
it's just
i don't
know

some
thing
in my 
eye
it

might be
my own 
eye lash
causing
it to tear

i can't be
allergic
to of all
things
saying

goodbye...

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i'm allergic
to stupidity

i awoke
scratching

hives and
head full

cranky and
asking what

was the
fiftieth

state then
without

waking i
knew i'd

caught this
country's

bug...

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My sleeping beauty never woke
Cinderella danced with someone else
Rapunzel was washing her hair
Jasmine liked the rough
Ariel never left the fish
Belle was rather beastly
Tiana's allergic to frogs...

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Lackadaisical Daisy thought she was always cursed,
alway's sneezing every single day since her birth,
around jobs she would linger,
never ever lifting a finger,
doctors diagnose was that she's allergic to work!...

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When I die.....

                No flowers by request.....

                           I'm allergic to fragrance!!!!





FICTION
I prefer white orchids.
I'll pay for them  :)...

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