Short Allergic Poems

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Allergy Season

smell of burning leaves like patchouli in my nose allergic sneezing
written October 3, 2021
Categories: allergic, autumn, environment, health, irony,
Form: Haiku


Doormat Sally, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

Doormat Sally
   


Doormat Sally cried the moment she
discovered that she was allergic 
to shoe wipe and cat pee.
Categories: allergic, humor,
Form: Rhyme

Say No To Allergic Love

I have
a thought
about an allergic love
who knows
if you had once
as you claimt
you will surely contact it
to allergic.
Categories: allergic, love,
Form: Free verse
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allergic to trees

I have pretty trees and ugly trees
The cottonwoods don’t make me sneeze
All the rest are horrible for me
Stirring up my leafy allergy
Categories: allergic, tree,
Form: Rhyme

Limerick

There was a man named Joe
He had awful B.O.
Claimed he was allergic to soap
At bath time said nope
His wife tied him outside with rope
Categories: allergic, fun, husband, wife,
Form: Limerick


Prisoner Of Sin

Allergic
to the truth
Immune
to virtues glow
One infection
plagues my soul
Whose cure
— my sin forgoes

(Dreamsleep: December, 2024)
Categories: allergic, sin,
Form: Rhyme

Allergic Retribution

Her sneezes didn't prevent her and John Deere from seeking vengeance...
leaving a carnage of dead grass and strewn tissues in her wake



6-2-18
Categories: allergic, humor, nature,
Form: Verse

Mermaid From the Sea

Up from the depths of the sea,
came a mermaid who needed to pee.
She had bright green hair
and was as fat as a bear,
but alas, was allergic to bees.
© Tei Mickey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allergic, funny, sea
Form: Limerick
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Allergic To Snow

Shudder at the mention of a freeze 
living for an eighty degree breeze; 
I never cared for the cold, 
I am allergic to snow;
Forever swaying with palm trees.
Categories: allergic, humor, seasons, snow, summer,
Form: Limerick
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Mildly Amusing Limerick 3

There once was a cute chick named Nora, 
Who preferred to dress up in angora, 
But her boyfriend got sick, 
To her clothes allergic, 
Now she won’t wear a thing but her aura.
Categories: allergic, love, , cute,
Form: Rhyme

Wine O'Clock

Long ago and far away,
I drank a glass of wine one day,
But I was allergic to grapes,
Wine o'clock for me don't rate,
Just listening to you is enough,
Whine o'clock now, tough!
Categories: allergic, feelings, for him, wine,
Form: Free verse
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Aromatic

Barry loved flowers
Especially their smell
When Barry sniffed them
He became very unwell

He must be allergic
To their lovely aroma
Oh Dear! poor Barry
Has fallen into a coma
Categories: allergic, 10th grade,
Form: Rhyme
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Tongue Disease

Tongue; in Valetudinary STATE.
For Barbarous and Flagitious
Portance is very Bedraggled;
A-be-ce-dar-ians,
or the Adroitly,
are ALLERGIC
to Crass and 
Uncouth
LIPS.


Pace, G
04-22-2012
Categories: allergic, life, people,
Form: Nonet

Allergies

don't be
silly 
it's just
i don't
know

some
thing
in my 
eye
it

might be
my own 
eye lash
causing
it to tear

i can't be
allergic
to of all
things
saying

goodbye
Categories: allergic, muse,
Form: I do not know?

Claritin

i'm allergic
to stupidity

i awoke
scratching

hives and
head full

cranky and
asking what

was the
fiftieth

state then
without

waking i
knew i'd

caught this
country's

bug
Categories: allergic, muse,
Form: I do not know?

My Gairy Fodmother

My sleeping beauty never woke
Cinderella danced with someone else
Rapunzel was washing her hair
Jasmine liked the rough
Ariel never left the fish
Belle was rather beastly
Tiana's allergic to frogs
Categories: allergic, poetry,
Form: Free verse
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When----- POTD

When I die..... No flowers by request..... I'm allergic to fragrance!!!!
FICTION I prefer white orchids. I'll pay for them :)
Categories: allergic, death,
Form: Free verse

Daisy's Diagnosis

Lackadaisical Daisy thought she was always cursed,
alway's sneezing every single day since her birth,
around jobs she would linger,
never ever lifting a finger,
doctors diagnose was that she's allergic to work!
Categories: allergic, humor, work,
Form: Limerick
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How Sweet It Is

I find reason to exalt
    in my container of salt
  The crystals, though white
    taste just like malt

  Now I don't have a sweet tooth
    I had this checked out
  I've got an allergic reaction
    To severe chocolate drought
Categories: allergic, chocolate, happiness, health,
Form: Rhyme

Me Myself and a Moron

Me Myself and A Moron

Me, myself and a
Moron who we wish were gone
And quartered and drawn.

Trump is allergic to 
being water boarded.
He even still bares the
scars from his bone 
spurs he had to avoid
the draft with.

Jim Horn
© James Horn  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: allergic, humorous,
Form: Haiku

Modern Frights

Scrolling

Endlessly

They look more like witches than saints
Smiles cruel and angelic

I'm allergic to their bared teeth

There are more phantoms than people
And we're all celebrating the ghosts
Hands together
A technological seance
Categories: allergic, angst, halloween,
Form: Free verse

My Allergies

allergic to all,
the trees in the ground,
but i love to climb,
anything around,

the grass is green,
but makes me red,
i have to stay,
inside instead,

wheat and corn,
and peanuts too,
i could eat them,
but id swell and turn blue...
Categories: allergic, eulogy,
Form: Rhyme
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Gift of Hazelnut

I am sure they thought they were doing something wonderful.
Putting hazelnut coffee into my mailbox with a bow.
It is no one who knows me.
Because I am deathly allergic to hazelnut.

Or it is someone who knows me
But does not like me very well.
Categories: allergic, self,
Form: Free verse

Allergic

Blueberries
Strawberries
I can eat those
Dandelion
Flower pollen
My nose can tolerate those
I don't know why I am so inclined
 to not be disturbed by these things that can cause pain and strife
but I found out today that I am allergic to things going right
Categories: allergic, depression
Form: I do not know?
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Got To Love That Cat

Got to love that cat she said.
But I didn’t.
I was allergic and now I am sneezing.

Got to adore his face she said.
He sneered at me.
He jeered at me; I was not falling in love.

Got to love the way he pats you down she said.
Making a little nest.
Really?
Categories: allergic, cat,
Form: Free verse
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