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Ship Shape Poems - Poems about Ship Shape

Inspection will NOT take place January 21st, 2025
...Inspection will NOT take place January 21st, 2025... but much to my relief, said mandatory inquisition (rather inspection) will take place sixty nine days later (due the math and inform me of any ......

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Categories: ship shape, absence, angel, anger, destiny,
Form: Free verse
Still stunned with disbelief
...Still stunned with disbelief... that our apartment unit B44 received thumbs up meaning that we passed the grueling, and harrowing yearly inspection three days ago - May 28th, 2024. About a ......

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Categories: ship shape, angel, anxiety, blessing, celebration,
Form: Free verse



Cock Burn's
...“cock burn’s” my ship has kissed the lips of the mighty Mississip to port to abort my righted lefts except accepting tooth’s toothpicked ship shape built in a bottle of por......

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Categories: ship shape, color,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Eddie
...Eddie/Dad I try to see back before to who Eddie once was just barely before when the bending began Eddie was after all a cute child wide eyed hugging kissing and kind Somehow horribl......

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Categories: ship shape, angst, anxiety, child abuse,
Form: Free verse
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......

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Categories: ship shape, anger, anxiety, betrayal, divorce,
Form: Free verse



Son Say Goodnight To Grandpa
...“Son”...”say goodnight to grandpa” Spurred by mother dearest as well as other politesse drummed into her second born fobbing blandishments as incentive tumbled off fingers of prodigal son tr......

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Categories: ship shape, 12th grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Rhyme
Inspection Took Place February 17th, 2023
...Inspection took place February 17th, 2023... At 1330 hours (indicated courtesy notification slipped under door less than twenty four hours) hence foretold ill fate by property (crooks and quad......

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Categories: ship shape, adventure, america, anger, anniversary,
Form: Free verse
No Roof For Reindeer
...No Roof For Reindeer The celebrated sailing frog from Montgomery County went a courtin, or so the tale iz toad to a grand ole mansion built around 1910, and e'en 'pon being razed ~2012 ah n......

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Categories: ship shape, absence, adventure, animal, childhood,
Form: Rhyme
The Good Ship Venus Updated
...The Captain had a penny whistle Which he wore around his neck And he played it every morning As the crew danced on the deck. Sometimes it was a Hornpipe Sometimes a Palais Glide As the crew da......

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Categories: ship shape, fantasy, humor,
Form: Rhyme
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
...Housekeeping not a strong suit with the missus (***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) regarding following lines courtesy the missus, who adventitiously, inadvertently, unknowingly allowed, ......

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Categories: ship shape, abuse, adventure, anger, animal,
Form: Free verse
All Work No Play
...Ship shape I wake Sun rise Rub eyes Set sail Kiss gale Boat rides King tides Big bite Fish fight All day We stay Reel in Blue Fin Clear sky Gulls cry June day My wa......

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Categories: ship shape, fish,
Form: Footle
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
...(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) Hence plead ding for Mary Poppins wannabe with snap of her fingers can affect ship shape tidiness, which task needed before May 2022 when yearl......

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Categories: ship shape, adventure, age, angel, anger,
Form: Free verse
Bygone Recollected Reflections While Perched Atop Storied Roof Eave Uno
...Bygone recollected reflections while perched atop storied roof... years gone by now with a poof constituting one garden variety generic goof bolle yours truly sprawled himself aloof The celeb......

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Categories: ship shape, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member A Minister - O So Prime
...Now watch this man. He’ll take a chance! Will he lead us a merry dance? His goal, power. His play, quick words. A minister and o so prime. But watch out for he may ponder And change his tack t......

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Categories: ship shape, political,
Form: Rhyme
Housekeeping Not a Strong Suit With the Missus
...(***warning ungapatchka language ahead***) Flush with rage the spouse will become allied if reference made how she buzzfeeds disorder altercation especially likely if divorce blurted making me ......

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Categories: ship shape, adventure, environment, humorous, husband,
Form: Free verse

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