Shell Out Poems - Poems about Shell Out

... Caitlin Clark this, Caitlin Clark that your name is magic, you're the Cat in the Hat You’ve got folks so mesmerized they don’t see you’re undersized In a tizzy, fans shel......

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...Spookaroo where are you he yells while standing at the window his diaper is sagging and his witches hat is crooked and all askew The ghostees are busy tonight preparing candy for the big kids ......

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...Here I am Grounded on earth And, my fate Hangs in the stars My future Is predicted by people Who are unsure Of their own fate For them, It is profitable business— They have absolutely ......

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...Do not blame the snail When it drags along sluggishly Or draws back in its shell out of fear. But what do you say of one Who competes with a turbo jet And makes friend with a sledge hammer? D......

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...Apartments are expensive With an extra monthly fee For maintenance, which I can Understand, to a degree. But in an advertisement For a condo that’s for sale, A factor was included That would......

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...Once a year she comes in the middle of the night. While children are dreaming about her eccentricities and specialties. Her colors, her laughter, her barks, and shrieks and screams, When children ......

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... 01001101 01111001 01010110 01010010 yeah ... they hijacked my mind, man - hard-wired my neural synapses said I'd be famous ... (wealthy, certainly) With MY financial issues what choic......

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...When I take women out on dates, I treat them like equals and they get mad. I make them pay for their dinners and movie tickets and they think that is bad. If they want to be treated like equals, th......

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...A splatter of random color, literally thrown on the canvas, sold for two million dollars, has it really come to this? Somebody would shell out cash for what is really a paint spill? Perhaps the......

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...The feature this month is swimwear, An answer to many a prayer: Men shell out good loot To eye a swimsuit, Preferring the babe was all bare.......

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...While eating my morning bread, A sudden impulse struck my head, What if my mother doesn't get paid No food; a voice from inside said So simply that means you are dead…. What am I thinking; my ......

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...pump em’ full of roids don’t give a *****about baseball, don’t care about basketball, could give a **** about football, could give a piss about the Olympics & i wouldn’t watch the Tour de France if......

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...now…what does a “pastor” do? hmmm…a “pastor” reads to a flock of sheep from a work of fiction, much like a mother might read to a small child from a storybook & when the eyes wide with belief begin t......

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...sucks to be a kid on a hurricane halloween, where putting on the costume to trick or treat really doesn’t make much sense, because along with the whole getup, you got to fit your little self into so......

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...on the reference of a friend who used to be close, s/he asks the cartomancer to come to the house--- as this is not a privilege often granted to those whose cards are to be read (so the “reader” cl......

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