Equals

When I take women out on dates, I treat them like equals and they get mad. I make them pay for their dinners and movie tickets and they think that is bad. If they want to be treated like equals, they'd damn well better pay. They expect me to shell out my own money but I say "no way". I pay for my meals and my movie tickets and that is it. When they learn that they must pay, they throw a fit. One woman grabbed her fork and poked me in the eye. Another spat in my face and then she said goodbye. Last year a woman used a shovel to fracture my skull. When women go on dates, why don't they want to be treated like equals?