Dna To the Rescue

DNA to the Rescue By Elton Camp Way back in the days when I was young A man accused of “bastardy” was hung Not that rope was put around his neck But the girl was always believed, by heck Money, the guy might as well shell out He was thought guilty without any doubt Juries just couldn’t see any reason why About such a thing, any girl would lie But today, to accuse a teenage heartthrob Is no loner carte blanche the boy to rob Accurate paternity tests by the use of DNA Will allow the innocent guy to say, “Nay.” The girl who this fact doesn’t comprehend Is likely to face a slander lawsuit at the end Any fellow wrongly accused in such a way Certainly deserves to have, in court, his day