Food Shark Poems

Rock paper scissors,
popular events have seat fillers;
seven minutes in heaven,
a bingo call of legs eleven.

Sweet and sour,
rising dough needs flour;
popcorn watching a movie,
forty years celebrated...

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How do you appease a shark?
How do you make him want to leave you alone?
How do you satisfy his sweet tooth
Without giving him blood?

We brainstormed...

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Mostly seen when there is a bitter fight,
Victory more important than shown might;
One’s rival a completely hateful sight
Whether he lived or died a matter light…

Watching...

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The limerick shark’s on the prowl - dum dum
His face in a permanent scowl - dum dum
For his next role in Jaws,
he demands a food...

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The Tricky Chirp

The nester bird comes to live, 
in a nest, they did not make. 
Yet... the bird, 
feels right at home 
and not alone...

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Thought Police

Be careful what you say, 
be careful who you say it to. 
It might be heard... 
by someone that does not like it!

They will...

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New Shoes

"Grandpa, my shoes are too small, 
or maybe my feet or too big?"

"You are going to be ten foot tall, 
if you don't stop...

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I am a foodie, I must confess, I swim a few laps for exercise
Along come the Mollusk, and to my pleasant surprise
I have no restraint...

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Sophie Helen is a cocker of sorts
She loves to sleep, denies all kinds of sports.
Enormous running days over for years.
She chases raccoons, has no obvious...

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...you're wrong
I'm far from complicated...
just moody
In a snap I go from light to dark
{the minnow and the shark..}
I'm very simple actually
I like:
a good meal-a crisp...

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There once was a great white 
Who was looking for a bite 
And there was a seashore town 
That had smiles instead of a frown...

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"Waiter" I cried, "there's a shark in my soup

I saw a fin, somewhere in the gloop

Granted it's tiny, but it has me on edge

And it...

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When I ordered fish soup I hadn't a clue
 That a predator lurked within the brew
 I was ready to taste it so I dipped...

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CONFRONTING A SHARK

She was all set for her nervous first date,
bubbling inside with excitement galore.
A rich father’s only daughter’s marital fate
she would go all out...

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In my soup I could have sworn I saw a shark.
Swimming in roux that was rather dark.
But to my relief,
the fin a bay leaf.
Now I...

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