About the Last Shark

There once was a great white Who was looking for a bite And there was a seashore town That had smiles instead of a frown Preparing for a 100 year celebration With wind surfing racing It took a whole year of work And the great white brought a knife and a fork Towns people started to disappear And there was something out to fear Politician Wells who had money to spend And put up a nice plan that would be strong enough to defend Off the wind surfers did go With the shark wanting to feed on the show They got through the netting then proceeded to do some upsetting All this mess Nearly made rich man Wells confess But he never shook in his boots Until his whirly bird went kapootz With a television reporter getting out of hand it was up to the author to take a stand With Vic Morrow who was on loan or borrow Played the Quint style for awhile The writer ended up the Captain Brody fighter As they went fishing with chum that they were dishing The action in independent film was not missing It all ended very fast with a nice blast While the author threw the punch Before taking his golden girl out to lunch