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Shaggy Poems - Poems about Shaggy

Premium Member Grub Like Shaggy and Scooby
I want to grub like Shaggy and Scooby, To feast like kings—no morsel too unruly. A towering buffet, a calorie spree, A symphony of snacks calling to me. Imagine the plates they so bravely heap, Mountains of munchies, a flavor-rich sweep. Hot dogs stacked in a gravity-defying feat, Where every bite spells “legendary eat!” Pizzas with toppings that stretch the surreal, Taco shells cracking...

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Categories: shaggy, adventure, dog, food, friendship,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member A Brief Shaggy Dog Story that actually Ends
A shaggy dog espied a graceful cat She arched her back, he fell flat on his jowls, she pivoted - nose up His paws akimbo, Shaggy arfed Wait, dear cat, I can explain that...

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Categories: shaggy, cat, dog, love hurts,
Form: Narrative



Shaggy Dog Limericks: the All-Time Best -- Vote For Your Favorite
The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Afghan Hound The Afghan’s a dog groomer’s joy The definitive Lord Fauntleroy But with all that coiffure One is never quite sure If the “she” is a girl...

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Categories: shaggy, animal, cat, cute, dog,
Form: Limerick
Shaggy Dog Limericks Vi
The Rottweiler I wouldn’t provoke a Rottweiler Not unless I were prepped like a miler Seems a little inbreeding Done without heeding Has turned Benji into a Sieg Heiler The Saint Bernard Though not in his nature to beg He would flip for a sip from the keg Of the rum or the brandy That dangles so handy His lips near the tips of the peg The...

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Categories: shaggy, animal, cute, dog, fun,
Form: Limerick
Shaggy Dog Limericks V
Nova Scotia Duck Tolling Retriever (Toller) To “toll” is to dance like a fox Luring mallards or teals to the rocks Where a hunter’s awaiting What the dog has been baiting Scaring duckies right out of their jocks The Old English Sheepdog I’m partial to dogs that are shaggy That are goofy and sweet and not naggy They only see good From their eyes under...

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Categories: shaggy, 7th grade, animal, cute,
Form: Limerick



Shaggy Dog Limericks Iv
The Labradoodle It’s clear that the scamp is a Poodle By its frolicsome dabble and doodle But add a big part Of the Labrador’s heart And you’ve got the whole kit and caboodle The Labrador Retriever (Lab) The Lab a friend gave to his daughter Had a chronic aversion to water He’d cling to the shore Like a rug to the floor To avoid making waves...

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Categories: shaggy, animal, cute, dog, funny,
Form: Limerick
Shaggy Dog Limericks Iii
The Doberman Pinscher A Doberman’s known to be picky With friends so to greet one is tricky To kiss is a bummer Undoubtedly dumber Is to sneak up and give one a hickey The English Setter The reason we call them a setter Is they follow their genes to the letter When spotting their prey They will sit down and lay Till it’s time to get...

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Categories: shaggy, animal, cute, dog, funny,
Form: Limerick
Shaggy Dog Limericks Ii
The Bichon Frise The Bichon in chiffon looks so frou That the crowd duly wowed has to coo ‘Til the dog starts to droop And its owner to scoop Some acutely embarrassing doo The Border Collie It was not Albert Einstein who dared To think E = mc2 But rather a Border Who brought cosmic order One morning while out with...

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Categories: shaggy, animal, cute, dog, funny,
Form: Limerick
Shaggy Dog Limericks
The Spaniel A Spaniel that uses its head Can tell when its owner’s unfed So instead of a duck That is down on its luck Will deliver a pizza instead The Affenpinscher (Affen) Not sniffle nor snuffle nor wheeze Not chest in distress if you please None we have found Quite capture the sound Of its name (which is more...

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Categories: shaggy, animal, dog, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Shaggy Dog Story
My Celtic Grandfather bred Irish Wolf Hounds. He was a stern man, as inflexible as stone, a hard Ulsterman wed to a soft Erin woman. “Never let yourself be alone with the hounds,” he warned. Yet I went; I stole into the garden on an evening when the sun was falling asleep. The giant hounds gathered round me Growling, then they hunkered down and discussed among themselves what...

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Categories: shaggy, poetry,
Form: Free verse
A Shaggy Tale
A Shaggy Tale By Jan Beaumont © My hairdresser - like me - is still on lockdown My image in the mirror's made it crack I'm thinking I should go into the bedroom Turn the lock and stay there till she's back. I look like some untidy scruffy hobo My unkempt mane has turned from blonde to white Its grown like garden weeds In summer rainfall I'm honestly A...

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Categories: shaggy, fun, funny, giggle, hair,
Form: Light Verse
Premium Member Shaggy Hair
Shaggy is the only way to describe my head covering Birdies realized they could build a home there, so they're hovering Hoping for an upscale nest Even thought of my chest Haven't had hair there since I was young tweeter tweetering...

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Categories: shaggy, hair,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member The Old Shaggy Yellow Spotted Dog
the old shaggy yellow spotted dog ran quickly around the drawing room chasing a long tale until it spotted itself in a mirror on the wall and was amazed by how old it is looking and how quickly time passes remembering its youth it laid down in a cradle in the woom and cried...

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Categories: shaggy, cry, dog, funny, humor,
Form: Blank verse
Premium Member Shaggy Rug Dog
Once my dog humped the rug (yes, a shag!) A new species was born. I could gag! It is half carpet but It is one half a mutt. Shaggy rug dog has tails that can wag! Happy April Fools Day, Everyone!!! April 1, 2016 For A New Species Poetry Contest of Anthony Slausen...

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Categories: shaggy, animal,
Form: Limerick
Shaggy
Shaggy bark oak tree... Why are you shaggy? Rough around the edges, Slick cousins mock you. Stand proud, elegant, yet differently, wonderful!...

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Categories: shaggy, imagination, nature
Form: Free verse

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