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Shaggy Rug Dog

Once my dog humped the rug (yes, a shag!)
A new species was born. I could gag!
It is half carpet but
It is one half a mutt.
Shaggy rug dog has tails that can wag!


Happy April Fools Day, Everyone!!!


April 1, 2016 For A New Species Poetry Contest of Anthony Slausen

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Chris Hagy

April 14, 2016 at 3:54 PM

Thanks for the laugh today... I have dogs too... so get it!

Lindsay Laurie

April 10, 2016 at 9:03 PM

Hello Andrea ... nice one Andrea. I got caught a few times AGAIN. - thanks again - Lindsay

Jack Horne

April 4, 2016 at 12:20 PM

LMAO - sure needed a chuckle after returning comments for ages...and so glad I chose this one. Hilarious

Shadow Hamilton

April 3, 2016 at 3:03 PM

so funny Andrea marvellous poem hugs 7

Tim Smith

April 2, 2016 at 8:49 PM

Lol....nice April fools

David Mohn

April 2, 2016 at 8:28 PM

You have quite an imagination Andrea :) I really like this one

Andrea Dietrich

April 2, 2016 at 8:29 PM

sara, my dog does not hump anything. he was fixed as a puppy. I just make that up!!

Andrea Dietrich

April 2, 2016 at 8:29 PM

oh how funny, David. I wrote that reply to Sara and it jumped up to you because you posted the same time I did. hahaha

Sara Kendrick

April 2, 2016 at 7:08 PM

Interesting species that your dog invented..LOL..Reads like a winner..Way to go..Thanks for stopping by..The dishwasher said that we had to use the same dishes, glasses, cups, etc. all day long because he did not want any messed up dishes to wash..He doesn't know the half of it when I get in there and cook a meal..Sara