Sorry Sexy Poems

"Books and boys have enmity my girl”
Generations of women said to me,
Old is gold
But I missed a step, tripped over my books and fell hard...

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She’d show how much she loved me
she said, but I’m not sure of the amount;
forty seven different ways I think
but I really nearly lost count.
She...

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Sorry, mom says I can’t 
kiss you - even with grape,
Lysol, safety lipstick  =/

Harsh pandemic facts 
and parents stand against us. 
What a hazardous...

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I'm love’s iPad ready for an embrace.
Steve Jobs got credit for the touch interface
But mine's up and running with all the updates
I'm love's police regulating...

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The first time I saw her, I just wanted to stare 
I'm in love, who heard this, were just my ears 
It's real, i fell...

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3 O’Clock dawns 
Naughty night beckons 
Bored of the same old  
In need of fun 
With any old one
Sorry Brides 

Sleazy Grindr is looming...

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"ASSESMENT ON JUNE 6, 2019."


I called the starfish 
on her birthday 
but I was ignored. 
I texted her 
good morning and 
I got a reply:...

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She said Hi!?
I said hello?. 
She said let’s go for a drink.?
I said sure.?
She asked 'what are you having'??
I said, whatever you want.?
She said, thank...

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Have you ever wondered how fish have sex
Males don't have sticky-out things as you might expect
Feel sorry, I do
Curiosity beaucoup
Perhaps sperm whales could help in...

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I'm going to say give me one last kiss but we know it'll be a lot more
We both have places to go, but neither are...

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Do you know in how many arms
And in how many imaginations you slept?
How many are tortured by your charms
And in how many hearts you’re kept
How...

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A Poem of Sex


A poem of sex
But not in this text
I just used this title to see
~
If you would come
Looking for fun
And open this poem...

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Sinful Rusted Red Firebird

Sometimes I think back to those years
I wish I had been just a bit older
Nobody notices a fourteen year old boy
Funny though,...

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Sorry friends
After it got clobbered I decided to give it to the boss for review.
She said their were too many grammatical mistakes 
and some boo...

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THE POEM THAT NEVER WAS

My love, I had promised to write you a poem
A poem about colorful butterflies and rainbows
About rainbows in my dreams
And butterflies...

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