Assesment On June 6, 2019

"ASSESMENT ON JUNE 6, 2019."


I called the starfish 
on her birthday 
but I was ignored. 
I texted her 
good morning and 
I got a reply: 
"STOP TEXTING MY
WIFE!" 
I texted her 
good morning and 
I was ignored. 
I texted her 
good morning and 
she replied with 
the same. 
yesterday, I was 
in L.A. while 
she was that 
final banana the 
monkeys fought for.
yesterday she told 
me no for 
the first time 
in three years. 
she loves every 
monkey available. 
I got to work and was 
bought food 
and given a drink. 
tonight I shower 
with a great body.
great **** and an ass 
that would make the 
gods jealous of me. 
the odds were 
stacked against me 
but like my 
mentor said, "we 
must laugh at 
the odds." 
things will always 
work out in 
the end. 
excuse me while 
I laugh 
hysterically.


by: Chicano Eddie
6.1.19
Copyright © | Year Posted 2019

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