Scratcher Poems - Poems about Scratcher

...looking at the water with less money than i had before thinking about the latest person that was blessed with a lucky scratcher i look down at my lunch i look in the armrest compartment at my wor......Read the rest...

...Fellow travelers, an itch I'd like to scratch with you: 'His corpse was riddled with bullets' is a real head-scratcher. Does it imply that either the corpse or the bullets were body-snatchers? ......Read the rest...

...Only sack scratcher one who harasses cossacks It sucks and tiresome........Read the rest...

...in again had clocked thoughts from my mind had been blocked my brain tightly locked concept corrected mind with body connected my brains collected had been head scratcher not ever virus ca......Read the rest...

...Dear Santa, As you may well know, it's tights and not stockings that are all the go. So, with no stockings to hang on the bedstead, would a pair of my bloomers be OK instead? I'll ......Read the rest...

...Strange, funny even; someone spending two hours in the gym at noon, sweating it out then defeats the purpose at night by wolfing down 3 large slic......Read the rest...

... There’s a monkey tag-team of mo-rons running things ~ Polly Would Pinocchio style Dumb and Dumber dolts got dim a dullard king Dumbo dunce chair directing Elephant Man, with t......Read the rest...

...Do you want all those dudes hangin' in front of ya momma's crib? Keep yo' churrin' off the streets and away from where the big boys fib I'm the king of hardcore and deserve a whole lot of respe......Read the rest...

...Did Discover That Trump Is Diabolic We did discover Trump was diabolic; Symbolic of problem that is Systolic; Does need some stroll, Through weight control; Way above head becoming psychotic. ......Read the rest...

...Help wanted. See the details below. I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise partner, And a neat housekeeper that can do win......Read the rest...

...There’s Just One Catch Help wanted. See the details below. Help wanted. See the details below. I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, A Quick Books accountant......Read the rest...

...There were three mice, members of the mob Wanted to retire, so planned one last job It was deep winter and it started to snow But they weren't deterred, and the job was a go. Their names......Read the rest...

...I wonder exactly why All humans so quickly die Perhaps it is from Political scum Or maybe it's from all the wine......Read the rest...

...Know what's one of the most exhilarating things Scratching your back, so much joy it brings A “back scratcher” is famed Pleasure is it's game Almost pass out as my tender old heart takes ......Read the rest...

... He’s a strange kinda guy, even he wouldn’t challenge that assertion When you see him, you sense something’s a bit off But don’t bother asking him, his appearance will tell you why Wear......Read the rest...