Scratcher Poems - Poems about Scratcher

...Cardinal aristocat strode into the priest’s hall No one uttered a sound, they were stunned after all He had never looked this fit, this fine, this brave or tall His regular plain monk’s tunic had ......

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...looking at the water with less money than i had before thinking about the latest person that was blessed with a lucky scratcher i look down at my lunch i look in the armrest compartment at my wor......

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...Fellow travelers, an itch I'd like to scratch with you: 'His corpse was riddled with bullets' is a real head-scratcher. Does it imply that either the corpse or the bullets were body-snatchers? ......

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...Only sack scratcher one who harasses cossacks It sucks and tiresome........

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...in again had clocked thoughts from my mind had been blocked my brain tightly locked concept corrected mind with body connected my brains collected had been head scratcher not ever virus ca......

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...Dear Santa, As you may well know, it's tights and not stockings that are all the go. So, with no stockings to hang on the bedstead, would a pair of my bloomers be OK instead? I'll ......

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...Strange, funny even; someone spending two hours in the gym at noon, sweating it out then defeats the purpose at night by wolfing down 3 large slic......

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... There’s a monkey tag-team of mo-rons running things ~ Polly Would Pinocchio style Dumb and Dumber dolts got dim a dullard king Dumbo dunce chair directing Elephant Man, with t......

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...Do you want all those dudes hangin' in front of ya momma's crib? Keep yo' churrin' off the streets and away from where the big boys fib I'm the king of hardcore and deserve a whole lot of respe......

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...Did Discover That Trump Is Diabolic We did discover Trump was diabolic; Symbolic of problem that is Systolic; Does need some stroll, Through weight control; Way above head becoming psychotic. ......

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...Help wanted. See the details below. I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise partner, And a neat housekeeper that can do win......

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...There’s Just One Catch Help wanted. See the details below. Help wanted. See the details below. I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, A Quick Books accountant......

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...There were three mice, members of the mob Wanted to retire, so planned one last job It was deep winter and it started to snow But they weren't deterred, and the job was a go. Their names we......

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...I wonder exactly why All humans so quickly die Perhaps it is from Political scum Or maybe it's from all the wine......

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...Know what's one of the most exhilarating things Scratching your back, so much joy it brings A “back scratcher” is famed Pleasure is it's game Almost pass out as my tender old heart takes ......

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