Long Scratcher Poems
Long Scratcher Poems. Below are the most popular long Scratcher by PoetrySoup Members. You can search for long Scratcher poems by poem length and keyword.
This Is Killadelphia
Do you want all those dudes hangin' in front of ya momma's crib?
Keep yo' churrin' off the streets and away from where the big boys fib
I'm the king of hardcore and deserve a whole lot...
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Categories:
scratcher, 10th grade, 11th grade, 12th grade, 1st
Form:
I do not know?
Letter To Santa From Looby Loo
Dear Santa,
As you may well know,
it's tights and not stockings that are all the go.
So, with no stockings to hang on the bedstead,
would a pair of my bloomers be OK instead?
I'll sew up...
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Categories:
scratcher, christmas, desire, fun, giving, woman,
Form:
Rhyme
There's Just One Catch With Video Link
There’s Just One Catch
Help wanted. See the details below.
Help wanted. See the details below.
I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor,
A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise...
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Categories:
scratcher, allegory, cute love, humorous, jobs, romantic, song,
Form:
Lyric
The Great Cheddar Cheese Robbery
There were three mice, members of the mob
Wanted to retire, so planned one last job
It was deep winter and it started to snow
But they weren't deterred, and the job was a go.
Their names were Gnasher,...
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Categories:
scratcher, cat, funny, hilarious, snow, winter,
Form:
Narrative
Follow the Folly
There’s a monkey tag-team of mo-rons
running things ~ Polly Would Pinocchio style
Dumb and Dumber dolts
got dim a dullard king Dumbo
dunce chair directing
Elephant Man, with the carrot top sage
He’s a...
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Categories:
scratcher, humorous, perspective, satire, word play,
Form:
Alliteration
Help Wanted
Help wanted. See the details below.
I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor,
A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise partner,
And a neat housekeeper that can do windows.
It helps...
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Categories:
scratcher, funny love, humorous,
Form:
Lyric
Mister Oddity
He’s a strange kinda guy,
even he wouldn’t challenge that assertion
When you see him, you sense
something’s a bit off
But don’t bother asking him,
his appearance will tell you why
Wearing clothes that don’t color coordinate;
his socks are always...
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Categories:
scratcher, humor, satire, silly,
Form:
Light Verse
Did Discover That Trump Is Diabolic and More
Did Discover That Trump Is Diabolic
We did discover Trump was diabolic;
Symbolic of problem that is Systolic;
Does need some stroll,
Through weight control;
Way above head becoming psychotic.
Jim Horn
Fear What We Hear from Trump
What we hear from Trump...
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Categories:
scratcher, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Limerick
Irreconcilable Paradoxes
Strange, funny even;
someone spending two hours
in the gym at noon, sweating...
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Categories:
scratcher, confusion, emotions, humor, perspective,
Form:
Light Verse
Concept Corrected and Connected and Brains Collected
in again had clocked
thoughts from my mind had been blocked
my brain tightly locked
concept corrected
mind with body connected
my brains collected
had been head scratcher
not ever virus catcher
be of sound stature
seen in state of shock
we had checked out...
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Categories:
scratcher, allegory, analogy,
Form:
Haiku
To Be a Part of Landscape
You can travel the four thousand miles of the Nile
to its source and never find it.
You can climb the five highest peaks of the Himalayas
and never recognize it.
You can gaze through the largest telescope
and...
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Categories:
scratcher, analogy, environment, image, irony, mountains, philosophy,
Form:
Free verse
An Actual Use For My Vision Insurance
looking at the water
with less money than i had before
thinking about the latest person that was blessed with a lucky scratcher
i look down at my lunch
i look in the armrest compartment at my work badge
i...
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Categories:
scratcher, god, growing up, growth, inspiration, thank you,
Form:
Free verse
A Real Chin Scratcher
I scratch my chin
while i sit and ponder
And i wonder
about that poetess
way down yonder
Shes far away
So many miles
Filled with so many poetic styles
But now shes asked me to make her smile.
But what kind of...
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Categories:
scratcher, beauty,
Form:
Free verse
I Fell In Love With a Tree Stump
I fell in love with a tree stump
Well, my wife's wooden leg
Part of that tree helps her walk
With another part, I made a keg
I fill that thing full of rootbeer
The keg I mean, not my...
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Categories:
scratcher, funnytree, love, tree,
Form:
Rhyme
The Elimination Method
Simple Mathematics, really.
To eliminate one component
To solve a problem quickly.
I’ll form the problem into a manageable state,
By easily eliminating an unwanted variable.
Now, just what variable to eliminate?
First, I will multiply the X by two.
That’s the...
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Categories:
scratcher, confusion, funny, imagination, on work and working,
Form:
Burlesque