Best Scratcher Poems

Know what's one of the most exhilarating things
Scratching your back, so much joy it brings
A “back scratcher” is famed
Pleasure is it's game
Almost pass out as my tender old heart takes wing...

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I scratch my chin
while i sit and ponder
And i wonder
about that poetess
way down yonder
Shes far away 
So many miles
Filled with so many poetic styles
But now shes asked me to make her smile.
But what kind of smile im not quite clear
Is it one from ear to...

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I wonder exactly why
All humans so quickly die
Perhaps it is from 
Political scum
Or maybe it's from all the wine...

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