Best Scratcher Poems

Know what's one of the most exhilarating things
Scratching your back, so much joy it brings
A “back scratcher” is famed
Pleasure is it's game
Almost pass out as...

Read more of this work...

I scratch my chin
while i sit and ponder
And i wonder
about that poetess
way down yonder
Shes far away 
So many miles
Filled with so many poetic styles
But now...

Read more of this work...

I wonder exactly why
All humans so quickly die
Perhaps it is from 
Political scum
Or maybe it's from all the wine...

Read more of this work...

There were three mice, members of the mob
Wanted to retire, so planned one last job
It was deep winter and it started to snow
But they weren't...

Read more of this work...

Dear Santa,
As you may well know, 
it's tights and not stockings that are all the go.
So, with no stockings to hang on the bedstead, 
would...

Read more of this work...

Simple Mathematics, really.
To eliminate one component
To solve a problem quickly.


I’ll form the problem into a manageable state,
By easily eliminating an unwanted variable.
Now, just what variable...

Read more of this work...

 You can travel the four thousand miles of the Nile
to its source and never find it.
You can climb the five highest peaks of the...

Read more of this work...

Winter Coated Cow
Leans against a knotty tree
a Good Back scratcher....

Read more of this work...

Help wanted.   See the details below.

I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a life skills mentor, 
A Quick Books accountant, and an exercise...

Read more of this work...

There’s Just One Catch


Help wanted.   See the details below.
Help wanted.   See the details below.

I’m lookin’ for a part-time assistant, and a...

Read more of this work...

He’s a strange kinda guy,
even he wouldn’t challenge that assertion
When you see him, you sense
something’s a bit off
But don’t bother asking him,
his appearance will tell...

Read more of this work...

There’s a monkey tag-team of mo-rons 
running things   ~   Polly Would Pinocchio style
Dumb and Dumber dolts 
got dim a dullard king...

Read more of this work...

Walking' down the street

I see something shining

at my feet 

bronze and round 

glittering in the sun

it's a penny

I pick it up and run

I know just...

Read more of this work...

I fell in love with a tree stump
Well, my wife's wooden leg
Part of that tree helps her walk
With another part, I made a keg

I fill...

Read more of this work...

Strange, funny even; 
             someone spending two hours 
    ...

Read more of this work...