Short Scratcher Poems

Winter Coated Cow
Leans against a knotty tree
a Good Back scratcher....

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Only sack scratcher
      one  who harasses cossacks 
           It sucks  and tiresome.....

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I wonder exactly why
All humans so quickly die
Perhaps it is from 
Political scum
Or maybe it's from all the wine...

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Know what's one of the most exhilarating things
Scratching your back, so much joy it brings
A “back scratcher” is famed
Pleasure is it's game
Almost pass out as my tender old heart takes wing...

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Walking' down the street

I see something shining

at my feet 

bronze and round 

glittering in the sun

it's a penny

I pick it up and run

I know just what to buy

a 'lucky sevens' scratcher

and with my new penny

 I try:  scratch off 

and win money!

$7777 dollars to be exact

picking up a penny is wise

and that's a fact!...

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Fellow travelers, an itch I'd like to scratch with you:
  'His corpse was riddled with bullets' is a real head-scratcher.
Does it imply that either the corpse or the bullets were body-snatchers?

I know. I know. I'm supposed to picture lots of bullet holes in his corpse. 
  But why 'riddled?' What's the puzzle here?
I don't get it. Maybe you do. If so, please leave me a note, my dear....

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