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Schmo Poems - Poems about Schmo


Premium Member Corny, Hairy and Schmo
Three funny guys, Curly, Larry, and Mo Slapstick comedians, you all must know But there are three circus clowns Who create mayhem and frowns The crowd calls them Corny, Hairy and Schmo Corny thinks he's the wily ring leader Acting as if he's a Walmart greeter Talking like he's really cool But people laughed at the fool Gobbled by the lion called 'Man Eater' Hairy...

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Categories: schmo, humor,
Form: Limerick
Premium Member Joe Schmo Throws a Covid-19 Party
Hey, Joe, please answer all of humanity a one-word question, just ONE... ...

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Categories: schmo, confusion, mystery,
Form: Verse



Premium Member Average Joe Schmo
there is average Joe Schmo who seeks no more to know than he exists and he goes with the flow of the show others tell him there’s much more and he shows them the door as the nation and it’s politicians go to war there is average Joe Schmo who thinks he’s in the know and now stands in the middle...

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Categories: schmo, grief, life, metaphor, moving
Form: Iambic Pentameter
Premium Member Army Chef - Sergeant Schmo
Sergeant Schmo was chef in an Army mess. He excelled in concocting S.O.S., But troops preferred M.R.E.s, They were very hard to please! Don't know what S.O.S. is? ...

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Categories: schmo, food, humorous,
Form: Limerick
Schlemiel and Schmo
At a fashionable diner, a very funny familiar scene unfolds A man dressed in his Sunday best clothes, orders an appetizer for him and his date In a jiffy comes the waiter with two delicious bowls of soup Then comes that familiar part ... Oops! Soup split all over his nice threads, lighting up the red bulb in his head Only one question for...

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Categories: schmo, funny, humorous, satire, word
Form: Light Verse




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