Schmancy Poems - Poems about Schmancy

...or Aural Sex "I wouldn't believe it if I hadn't read it myself in a fiction." -- Tinker Bell (No, seriously -- Tinker Bell. Trust me. It's a true fairy tale.) * * * A holy g......Read the rest...

...Getting ready for a New Years chin dig I purchased a new fancy schmancy wig and bubbly for chilling; I'm ready and willing to pare, next year I'll be lank as a twig Santa needs a break from the ......Read the rest...

...BOOTS I treated my new walking shoes today I Dubbined leather the old fashioned way And was minded of my first football boots That reinforced school winter day pursuits In stiff rough hide......Read the rest...

...Our pristine, prissy, upscale dining room was almost never used. And now it can’t be used for eating, for it is slightly junked and abused. Dining room table is so long, it started to almost immedi......Read the rest...

...With eyes closed, particularly after never mine lips ne'er touching drink I experience replete surreal visualizations vividly pronounced heightened, augmented mental journey virtual realistic ......Read the rest...

...Congratulations! 2019 is the expectant year. You will get a baby, if you are expecting one. If you are expecting to say "no" to a puppy, but you have an eight-year-old who wants one, and you are......Read the rest...

...Getting ready for a New Years chin dig I purchased a new fancy schmancy wig and bubbly for chilling; I'm ready and willing to pare, next year I'll be lank as a twig Santa needs a break from......Read the rest...

...She is the super girl of poetry soup a cute who through her limericks renders us mute How can I resist a giggle when she writes or helps me to sully my new tights She is a lovely presence and......Read the rest...

...If I were an elephant I know just what I'd do I'd pack my trunk with all my junk And move far from the zoo I'd bring with me my monkey Best friend and sidekick Preston If memory correctly ser......Read the rest...

...Again, again I hear the sound And feel the smell of ship’s playground Where I have spent half life at seas And more “Eyes front!” than “Stand at ease!” And Life itself was measured value Upcomin......Read the rest...