A Limerick Quartet, For New Years Eve

Getting ready for a New Years chin dig 
I purchased a new fancy schmancy wig
and bubbly for chilling; 
I'm ready and willing
to pare, next year I'll be lank as a twig 

Santa needs a break from the Holiday
the left overs echo in the fridge, oh Hey!
the turkey is wasted 
his eye balls are basted 
Merry Eggnog to all now get out of my way

Pop goes the bottle and in goes the booze 
its time to party don't snooze or you lose 
fetch me a drink 
fast as a blink 
bubble me up, please don't sing me the blues 

Jopple Jim slim feeling kind of perplexed 
he wasn't invited and now he is vexed
crack open a bottle 
go to full throttle 
send him his invite by crook or by text   

Dec. 27, 2018
Contest Name: Lets have fun 
Sponsor: Shadow Hamilton
Copyright © | Year Posted 2018

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Debole Avatar
January 12, 2019 at 9:08 PM
Hope you did well in the contest and enjoyed a safe holiday season. I sure enjoyed reading your fun poem.
Devonshire Avatar
December 27, 2018 at 7:40 PM
Although your poem has a light-hearted feel to it, this is a season of excess. Those who attempt to drink and drive put others' lives at risk. Hope all of us can celebrate responsibly. Happy New Year, Pixie, and best wishes in Shadow's contest. Hugs, Carolyn
Wolf Avatar
December 27, 2018 at 3:40 PM
Definitely a fun and funny (!) one! G.L. in the contest! :) gw
Onclaud Avatar
December 27, 2018 at 2:04 PM
jolly, jolly be, pixie...i enjoyed your lims to the max!..huggs
Smith Avatar
December 27, 2018 at 11:58 AM
Good one Pixie, good luck in the contest...
Green Avatar
December 27, 2018 at 8:09 AM
Really cute and fun Pixie Dust. Best wishes in the contest.
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