A Limerick Quartet, For New Years Eve

Getting ready for a New Years chin dig I purchased a new fancy schmancy wig and bubbly for chilling; I'm ready and willing to pare, next year I'll be lank as a twig Santa needs a break from the Holiday the left overs echo in the fridge, oh Hey! the turkey is wasted his eye balls are basted Merry Eggnog to all now get out of my way Pop goes the bottle and in goes the booze its time to party don't snooze or you lose fetch me a drink fast as a blink bubble me up, please don't sing me the blues Jopple Jim slim feeling kind of perplexed he wasn't invited and now he is vexed crack open a bottle go to full throttle send him his invite by crook or by text Dec. 27, 2018 Contest Name: Lets have fun Sponsor: Shadow Hamilton