Schlock Poems - Poems about Schlock

...Daylight savings time more'n minute effect on me In 2024, daylight savings time will begin at two o'clock ante meridiem on Sunday, March tenth. That will mean losing an hour of precious sleep and ......Read the rest...

... Though curved like a question mark, she walks without a Zimmer frame. Will she ever veer from the narrow, nonsensical dirt road? She earns, mopping, scrubbing, laundering, and curryi......Read the rest...

...A meadow for Autumn Forest, I lay me down to rest upon bed of moss. Eternal sleep immediately overtakes me lichen kenning myself as Rip Van Winkle except being repurposed as oldest li......Read the rest...

...Virtual trophies (wife for I)... offered, husbanded, and collected when winning solitaire Nothing beats that exaltant rush of adrenaline watching the computer generated cards automatically r......Read the rest...

...Struggle to write Witnessed courtesy the following poetic sight especially when dark shadows foretell edge of night twilight zone expanding into outer limits of width and height obscuring webb......Read the rest...

...For any glimpse of light he sought, As he turned to a chiming clock, But in this world there is naught. Many years the world had taught, Of fire, water, wind, and rock. For any glimpse of ligh......Read the rest...

...The Rocky Horror Picture Show ~ Starring Tim Curry as Dr. Frank-N-Furter, Content Warning: Schlock Horror Elements of the unintentional humor of B horror Ripped fishnet s......Read the rest...

...Marriage to alarmingly ballooning... dramatically expanding spouse, when adorning buttons pop off undersized blouse which spurs yours truly to grouse, and ruffle mine tail feathers while li......Read the rest...

...Wednesday, September 2021 at 3:20 PM... eastern standard time Autumn Equinox arrives That seasonal occasion twill arise when darkness and light doth bring equilibrium between night and day rak......Read the rest...

...Marriage to alarmingly ballooning... dramatically expanding spouse Eats her weigh out of home and house unsolicited feedback courtesy yours truly, she does grouse quite doubtful, she could pos......Read the rest...

..."The Eagle has landed” Apollo 11 lunar module named “Eagle” prediction defied naysayers ain't no boon dog gull announced successful landing while voice of Ole Blue eyes did croon in Sea of T......Read the rest...

...C'mon Gimme A Botox Smile! 'Pon bing asked by spouse, while she didst dock and pooched herself abed handily at nine o'clock to see "handsome" pedigree dentastix dog face of yours truly, me no......Read the rest...

...Tick...Tock...Tick...Tock... (Aye apologize for straying way outside thee usual canon - a poetic souffle, boot desperation finds me cent less, Thus i pray for divine intercess......Read the rest...

...This Bumptious Poet © Once again dear reader, aye strive to regale ye with in apropos prate, (nee inane) vain null gibberish in order to suss stain mine infamous reputation wi......Read the rest...

...My on call (Uncle) Muse Never Sleeps (aunt that title niece – ??? in this context pronounced nice) Well...hm...I really did not wanna let the cat out of the bag, and souffle, parfeit......Read the rest...