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Sausages Poems - Poems about Sausages


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I’m in the residential dining hall with my suitemates Lisa and Sunny. We’re talking about sausages. Why? Because April 30th is ‘National Sausage day.” Someone mentioned that when I complained about the beyond-meat hot dog atrocities they serve here, in the dining hall, as if they were food. “Can we get some real food here?” I moaned. “These...

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Categories: sausages, health, humor, school,
Form: Free verse
Pork Sausages
I am not yet tall-table high. Mum turns up the blue flames, lowers the thick sausages, dripping crackles, the iron skillet is licked fat. The meat finds its voice, a splutter of buttery smaze, the pork is in bloom, the animal inside the flesh disappearing, the meat opening florets of aroma. A drool forcing sizzle, makes wet lips chew air. Mother turns, cheeks flushed, not looking at me. Say’s “He will...

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Categories: sausages, poetry,
Form: Free verse



Premium Member A Sausage Tale - Not In a Gale
Three cocktail sausages jumped out of a tin Off they went in a Ferrari for a spin The weather was perfect, the ride a breeze Everything was going well, until one sausage began to sneeze Sweat dripped down the sausage's skin It fell out of the racing car and wished it were back in the tin The big wheels of a...

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Categories: sausages, car, children, fantasy, freedom,
Form: Rhyme
Cooking Sausages In the Moon
There was a time a chef migrated to the moon “Here I will do my business”, he whispered he prepared the oven but he had to come to earth for firewood he needed water but he had to come down to Lake Superior for fresh water he made delicious sausages but he had to come to Buenos Aires for customers Then he had...

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Categories: sausages, fairy, satire, science,
Form: Couplet
Six Silly Sausages
Six Silly Sausages Six sizzling sausages: One two three, Four five six. Sizzling, SILLY sausages. Why so silly? Just listen… Sausage number: One “Wheeeee” Two “Sizzzzzle” Three “Crackkkkle” Four “Bang!” Five “Zeezeezeeeee” Six … Hang on- Where’s sausage number six? But it was too late. Scrap the cat was Licking his paws... So... Five silly sausages sizzling And one cat purring. Copyright Emily Joshua...

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Categories: sausages, animal, cat, food, funny,
Form: Verse



Luscious Sausages Anyone
Luscious Sausages Anyone This early morning, I've viewed a most interesting video clip... About how tongue licking tasty sausages are produced in the pink... The latter half of the clip shows a very highly hygienic mechanical production line... Complete with human handlers plastic suited, in face masks and with gloved hands... It portrayed a super duper mass production environment......,...

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Categories: sausages, anniversary, business, community, humanity,
Form: Free verse
Don'T Forget the Sausages
Pop down to the shops Son I need some bits and bobs Just a few potatoes And a dozen crusty cobs While you’re there, you might as well Get carrots and some greens Some frozen peas, some sugar And a tin of Heinz baked beans Some tea, I think we need some Minced beef for shepherds pie A pound of cheese, the Leicester We’ll give that...

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Categories: sausages, childhood, family, funny, history,
Form: I do not know?

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