Sauerkraut Poems - Poems about Sauerkraut

... I’m not the best good-looking guy. I burp a lot. I’m very shy. I’m sure I’m going bald real fast. That odor is the gas I passed. I snore at night. My skin breaks out. My breath smells like o......Read the rest...

...I shall do a dish and a dash and a ha ha ha making myself young, so fiddly fah lah lah so saying, the old witch gave a loud gaffaw her cauldron boiled and bubbled next to her bra I pretend to c......Read the rest...

...Good luck food- to bring good luck into the new year......Read the rest...

...God Save the King! So echoed round the village halls, the pubs, the streets the day our Charlie Prince was crowned. Homes decked with bunting, cake, and treats. We celebrated with a rave, o......Read the rest...

...mower and fresh grass pepperoni with pizza cabbage sauerkraut......Read the rest...

...You squealed with six-year-old delight as I wriggled from Hilda’s belly. I was a runt, the first of five pups who, with our eyes closed, all squirmed for lunch at the same time. You screamed wit......Read the rest...

...The sauerkraut did it!! Added that twinge of flavor To the ham bone and its remnants Collided with the Kielbasa Soothed the pre-softened Veggies of unknown origin. It simmered – long and arom......Read the rest...

...I found a book of ancient spells It’s hard to read and it smells I found it at a German bookstore “My current meal is such a bore, so this spell I scream and shout give me a heaping wad of sauer......Read the rest...

...I re: egret forsaking gull friend where, heron eye twitter Fictional account related courtesy one pink flamingo. Aves lusting for verboten tweet reed lubricious sin after giving Twiggy anot......Read the rest...

...I’m chasing akkermansia I’m racing to the health shop Hopping from aisle to aisle So that I can find some beneficial bacteria I need more akkermansia So I have to change my food! This is essent......Read the rest...

...Bedlam and mayhem in the mistress's boudoir Nsync with variations on a theme: of drool worthy Reuben Sandwich (consisting of corned beef, Swiss cheese, sauerkraut, Russian dressing between s......Read the rest...

...You squealed with six-year old delight as I wriggled from Hilda’s belly. I was a runt, the first of five pups who, with our eyes closed, all squirmed for lunch at the same. You screamed with horro......Read the rest...

...-Cheeky Little Nile Bugalugs- I could fall on a turntable and raise the roof. Let the beat drop, but what’s the point scallywags? Crickets chirp unwanted truths into my ears at night. Leaf th......Read the rest...

...2021 Oktoberfest cancelled, thus babel of voices not heard Ordinarily approximately sixteen days of barley, hops and malt brew to ale any even those who cannot chew the cud subsequently most fo......Read the rest...

...Shopping now is such a treat With a mask on, feel the heat Within five minutes, my neck is sweaty My specs mist up ere I pass spaghetti By the time that I have reached check-out My who......Read the rest...