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School Satire Poems

These School Satire poems are examples of Satire poems about School. These are the best examples of Satire School poems written by international poets.

For talking too much in class, we've buttoned your lip

For talking too much in class, we've buttoned your lip.
If the teacher does ask you to talk, here is a little tip.
You unbutton your lip...

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Categories: satire, humor, hyperbole, nonsense, parody,

Sixty-six years and six months

My people set out sixty-six years and six months ago
Give or take; sure, liberties taken, but I'll give her back,
And if you want, they got...

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Categories: satire, confusion, growing up, leadership,

Nursery Rhymes Contest

Mother Goose Nursery Rhymes for adults?

 One, two Buckle My Shoe  

One,  two,  Got caught cheating on you
Three, four, we got a...

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Categories: humor, nursery rhyme, satire,

Personal Profundity

Three men sit in a room.

One is incredibly smart.

Another has common sense.

The third has only a pen, a mirror, and the irksome desire to be...

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Categories: satire, 11th grade, emo, identity,

In the Sixties

  
  In the sixties I went to university
    where I experienced much diversity

  For example, among fraternities
 ...

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Categories: satire, drink, education, football, music,

About Those Youthful Marchers You See --

   Over 50% of high school marchers
     cannot identify the 'river'
     and think it's the...

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Categories: satire, education, high school, money,

Children of Examination Malpractice

It’s been corrupted,
Even the learning systems in normality altered
The Innocence of examinations
Has swerved
Into Guilt of examinations
Exam malpractices everywhere!

Many students have sown the seed of levity
Which...

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Categories: satire, 11th grade, 9th grade,

The Crow Bar

"The Crow Bar"

she said,
here I bury my dead,
you can hear them sleeping
somnulent forget-me-nots,
snoring blithely unaware,
in neat rows between 
the thick,
ink injected lines,
their soiled lives
ploughed and...

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Categories: love, muse, satire,

Running Like Fleas, Hypocrisy

The Israelites fleeing Mt. Sinai
    like children at the final school bell

  When the Lord quickened their pace to Israel
 ...

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Categories: jewish, satire, truth,

When Ai Comes For Me

When AI comes for me
    I shall gladly agree
  Here, sucker, please take my class
    They're a regular...

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Categories: fantasy, satire, school, science

The Latest Trend

Satanic is in
    Christianity's out
  Jesus, man
    What's THIS all about

  Oh, it's this year's trend in...

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Categories: religion, satire, school,

Old and New 3 : Courtroom

OLD AND NEW 3 : COURTROOM 

On a throne sat a vulture 
feathers preened in paisley silk
eyes red and drawn
heart tightened by trauma
skin thirstily drank...

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Categories: satire, africa, change, dark, extended

New Teachers Want a Male Teacher

The new teachers wanted to hire a male teacher
He will be able to control them, they argued.
He will be forceful, they will listen to him

Some...

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Categories: satire, school, teacher,

Why Dick and Jane Can'T Write

Dick and Jane go to college
     to learn how to read and to write

   'Cos they didn't in high...

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Categories: confusion, drug, education, satire,

Real Not Fiction

Real Not Fiction
A hole is a hole said the Mule
As he stuck his stump up a slapper
This saying was mirrored by another
Who told a story...

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Categories: satire, hurt, journey, romance, sad