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When Ai Comes For Me

When AI comes for me I shall gladly agree Here, sucker, please take my class They're a regular old pain in the axe Have fun understanding how they jawbone Instead of teeth, their mouths are filled with stones And good luck trying to read their writing It's a cross between hen-scratch and cock-fighting As for their collective attention span It's akin to an ant's in a sizzling-hot frying pan And, of course, the boys' hormones run wild Most girls by the second day of class defiled But I know you'll be fine, Mr. AI, Mr. Wave of the Future Hope you don't mind your 'expertise' getting sutured

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Suzanne Delaney

Date: 4/4/2023 2:05:00 PM

Gershon: How disheartening for you. When behaving badly became cool and merit and excellence devalued that’s when the down ward slide began. It is all up to the individual. SuZ

John Lawless

Date: 4/4/2023 4:05:00 AM

perhaps the AI teacher will come equipped with a built in laser beam attention getter. I have suggested to several that "if ya gotta Google it, ya don't know it"

Shirley Hawkins

Date: 4/3/2023 8:22:00 PM

Some young teens do not realise or want to know how important a good education is to succeed in the outside world. They do not appear to have any self-respect for themselves or others. I do not envy the teachers of today. It must be disheartening to try to educate such ungrateful ( ignorant) children)

Gershon Wolf
Date: 4/3/2023 8:32:00 PM

Trust me, I 'fought the good fight' with high-schoolers for 25 years, for most of which the kids (and I) passed with flying colors... But when the parents of the kids turned against me (and the other teachers), that was enough. My last two years were brutal, I must say. My time had come and gone, I guess... ~ All Pronouned Out!