Real Not Fiction

Real Not Fiction A hole is a hole said the Mule As he stuck his stump up a slapper This saying was mirrored by another Who told a story of his friends And what recently happened One long term friend has a gal They’d been together 7 years And planned to get married Spending a lifetime together Already lovers and more You know how it goes So to be happy in bliss But a big problem arose Another old school pal Caused a fuss with the gal Who was a guy before! So now you’re a gal not a guy How did that come about? A trip to Thailand and cash Lots of cash from her rich family The school pal seeing the gal Wasn’t aware of any of this Just that he was in love Happy and going to be married To a gal who was once a guy He was oblivious to this Unlike the other ex-pupil They gave the gal guy it A week to tell her fiancé All of the truth of they’d do it I told the pal who knew them all Make sure the guy who Knew them all Never killed the gal Who was once a guy Like the American one What will happen Within this week Happiness or war? A hole is a hole Even if no kids Reality not fiction The Mule was right