Mom Satire Poems

This is an age old story
it could be a country song.
Some may find it enchanting
while others say it’s wrong.

I like home automation
and the feeling of...

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There is a small sliver of a piece missing;  it is here somewhere
Waiting to be discovered, to be accepted. I search with my angel,
Determined...

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Limericks VII - Naughty, Bawdy, Risque, Absurd

There continue to be modern sequels of the famous "Nantucket" limericks, including this bawdy one of mine:

There was a...

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UNQUOTABLE QUOTES : LV - Mind unwinding tweezers

If you let « bygones be bygones » , there’ll be no FUTURE left, and since we can’t...

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...Admittedly she showed some will that time,
I didn’t see her for two whole months more,
until I heard knocking one fine morning
and saw he standing there...

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Dear Lord please have gentle mercy
There has surely been a worst she.
Please help me spare her worthless life.
Wasn’t most horrible mom and wife.

Serial killer? Simple...

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IF YOU PULL A LONG FACE : Part XXXII

IF you pull a long ME-TOO victimised face
" Look Mom ! Dirty-Ol'-Sod oggles me carriage sway !...

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I am the Devil, alone in my Room
   Redolent of pungent cologne and perfume 

Naked I parade, in front of my mirror
 ...

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You smoke, you drink, you have no wife,
It's Putin making your bad life.
And when it's hot, and when it's cold,
It's all Vladimir Putin's fault.

When you're...

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My mom always told me not to show my heart so much,
because she said the world will chew it up and spit it out in...

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Trixie and Blixie were identical twins.
Darling little girls.
Hazel eyes. 
Big puffy shoulders.
Magical pearl-laden dresses, made by their mother, who was a wonderful seamstress.
People on the...

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A child cried in the bush
Midnight it persisted worse
The weary hungry mom wept too
Not an ounce of food they had.
Then a voice came from a...

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Sorry dad,
hate that I gotta turn you in
You don’t have the legal documentation 
to stay here like I do
Sorry mom,
sad that I gotta report you...

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Marg’s gram                       ...

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Don't you think that this title is darkly divine?
But, of course, there will have to be weirdness that’s funny,
Though my nightmares are many and have...

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