Salon Poems - Poems about Salon

Mr. and Mrs. Medusa Put their huge hats on their heads To constrain their hair that always Looks like they just got out of bed They drove off to the hair salon Even though they remembered That when her mom asked long ago For a trim, she got dismembered Hey mister, said the stylist If you are here to be groomed With all that...

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I'm loathe to agonize, but it's an issue guys! Some cash wafts heaven sent, but spoils like excrement! It's shops long hours that stink (are driving me to drink!) I sit home long retired. She's younger, art inspired; she loves her work's deft strokes on hair for gals (YES! BLOKES!) Immediate cut's praise (while poet waits for days! I drown in...

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He said what he had to say to tell the story He did what he had to do to rescue time He paid what he had to pay to bribe the jailers He gave what he had to give —per Gertrude Stein (Dreamsleep: February, 2023)...

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The Salon of Forbidden Ideas is a place where the free-thinkers go to express their unsanctioned opinions and explore what they aren't meant to know... At twilight, they slip through the shadows of the alley 'twixt Far-Left and Right, wearing black masks and cloaks of red satin, bearing lanterns of unfiltered light. The door to the salon is fastened with various fashions of locks--- each...

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i can quiff you can queef but we both can quaff and so toast i to you and you to anyone you want to...

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Oh! My gosh. What is it with the girly girl Adventure? They say looking great is a lure To capture An amore. To me that's a whole other Venture. I am such an amateur. I am not looking for any more pressure. Now on to the brochure Which supposedly has the beauty cure. Their prices are not high on expenditures It features Hair cut to...

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Add #1 ‘Kimmy's Bliss’ hair and nails will be coming and soon, Find it easy to cry, hate to howl at the moon? Well the ‘Kimmy's Bliss’ promise is "sheer hair delight," You will marvel that prices are not out of sight. Add #2 ‘Kimmy's Bliss’ isn’t flashy, a star in a jar, In a ‘Hollywood Second’ blow past highest bar, She's...

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Mon Dieu she shrieked, I watched him standing there, Beneath the Gogh, the suit was Weatherill. He sipped cognac (Eden de Gautier) And on his arm some filly from Brazil. You heard, of course, poor dear, she knew the drill. What must she think: her dress, she wore Chanel, The shoes, Vuitton, I thought were overkill But then she smiled; I swear...

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People often say now I understand When they hear that I'm from Paree Not Gay Paree silly, but redneck In the heart of Tennessee I am the newest style of hairdressers Here to lay out all the facts I no longer work on the tops of heads But straight out of the pits It all happened when I got bored With the every day...

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Be bear aware Be prepared Bring bear spray And a nail file, too In case you see the bruin And she wants you to style her hair And while you're at it You can give her a pedicure, too. JB49...

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Hurricanes scour everything they touch, then rinse and blow dry....

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Don't come here but please go there For this is what I have to share About our dear hairdresser Claire. She'll never catch you in a snare Because her prices are more than fair. She will cut your hair layer by layer And will not let your head go bald or bare So there is no glare for us to stare And she...

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Salon Vanity spewing unchecked to an unwillingly captive audience "I am this and I did that", "look at me, me, me"! "Make me pretty, I am pretty, I am aren't I"? Maybe I am just tired or tainted or just possibly because I am bald by choice probably. So much time spent on words without value time that will never be retrieved a seemingly...

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I'm off to the puppy salon, to get pampered and spoiled today, all my pup smell will be gone, my mom, says she likes it better that way, they will fluff and dematt, not sure I'll love that, but then I'll be loving, that warm bubble bath, my groomer will trim me all up, in a perfect lil pup cut, she'll trim my nails, and...

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Shoes were always, always a big thing, On the major avenues. Shoes were big, but bigger then ever- they were vibrant. Vibrant, and full as Hollywood Avenue itself. The avenue everyone who was anyone heard of. Hollywood Avenue . It was Ms. Maam to Mrs. Vibrant Salon The salon that “snap-fingers at, shoes” Vibrant Salon was like Capital Records, Capital...

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