Salesman Poems - Poems about Salesman

A sleazy greedy cheating single-minded lying used car salesman with ambition had higher aspiration hopes of a top managerial position altho' customer trust was a must as the fast-talking low-life archetype his focus was on moving their money into his pocket with one fell swipe so to move as much merchandise as a man can possibly do while on rota to meet his quota he'd advertise...

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Scam Likely called me eleven times yesterday Fifty-two times this week I do not pick up I used to though When I was younger sales calls were a personal challenge to me. I wanted to see if I could make them hang up first. Salesman: Do you own your own home? Me: No, but I would love to. Can you send me...

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sloppy flimflam man selling inferior wares hes run out of town...

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Johnny Rocko was born to be a salesman. His words are breezy. He has a devil-may-care attitude. His ways are playful and jaunty. He is the pied piper of Chicago. Other young men rush to buy his wares. They love his schemes, his ideals and his ideas. He wines and dines them, and they have a great time. Some of them have been...

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Some say presentation is everything and more That’s certainly important if selling is your game I learned that while managing a piano store. Sponsoring concerts with musicians of fame, Selling the idea that a buyer can learn how to play That’s certainly important if selling is your game. We demonstrated easy piano tunes every day Teaching buyers simple tunes anyone can learn Selling...

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~A knock on my door came late in the day, in wonder I pondered, who could be there. I peered through the peep to keep them at bay, eyeing this merchant, returning my stare. I asked through the crack, just what have you sir, he stated, my friend, just wait till you see, it slices, it dices, mixes...

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I met a curious fella Who had a furry glabella He was hard to trust But trust him I must He was a vehicle seller!...

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Al pushed to sale the most cars on the lot He came up short, he gave it his best shot Went to a online sales school Paid much, he felt like a fool The class was useless and it was...

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Thank you for selling me a lemon of a car It did not work very often or go very far But thanks to you I was stranded on side of the a road And the guy who stopped to help me has a heart of gold So If you had not sold me this lemon of a car I would...

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I would like to purchase a prairie schooner if you please. The car salesman was brand spanking new. He had to ask several other salesmen what a prairie schooner was. None of them knew, so he “Googled” it. Is this what you mean? He asked, showing her a photo of a prairie schooner. Yes she said. “And I want it...

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The Wife of an American Insurance Salesman David J Walker Somehow I imagined you Living in a small town in Maryland Where the only person I know Wouldn’t know you Somehow I imagined it as Your parallel life The wife of an American Insurance Salesman Somehow I Imagined that In some ways You loved him but moreover you loved the Children you made...

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Smead Say, the sinister ugly buggy cook covertly took action Driving the wandering geek man into her neon computer screen He smashed his head a bit on the edge, which gave her satisfaction. She was a gargoyle woman, tough as concrete and pretty darn mean. The humanoid began laughing his guts out of his head. His eyes popped and rolled...

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Salesman on the phone A game I play well. Love it too When my children were toddlers I merely handed them the phone When they got older I started trying to sell the salesman aluminum siding, Tupperware, Avon, I called this new game Beat the clock The win was easy….did I beat my last time? How long would it take for the salesman to get...

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“Welcome to Kansas Sofa Mart. How are you today? Looking for anything in particular?” They look like an odd couple. He is old and ugly; she is young and cute. Too cute. Husband glares. Wife runs toward salesman, jumps on my lap, strokes my beard. “You remind me of my daddy,” wife says. Husband looks damned mad. I jump...

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once a slick salesman from nice soaked his suits in tubs of grease so he slid through town with nary a frown till someone called the police. ...

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