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Thank You Mr Car Salesman

Thank you for selling me a lemon of a car It did not work very often or go very far But thanks to you I was stranded on side of the a road And the guy who stopped to help me has a heart of gold So If you had not sold me this lemon of a car I would probably be single, and not a mother of two I have warned thousands of others about your practices too So you won't have to stay up nights worrying any more You can thank me as I leave through this exit door

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Gershon Wolf

Date: 10/20/2021 6:05:00 PM

Better than a singles bar... More powerful than a dating site... It's a bird; it's a plane; it's, it's -- a Car Salesman?! -- Who woulda thunk it? ~ Happily Ever After

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/20/2021 10:31:00 PM

I have never been o a singles bar

L Milton Hankins

Date: 10/19/2021 8:18:00 AM

Oh my. Well, I had a lemon once, so I can relate. Believe it or not, I raised such hell they came down from Detroit and saw that I got a new car replacement! Of course, this was after I threatened to drive it through the showroom window.

L Milton Hankins
Date: 10/19/2021 2:05:00 PM

Sometimes you've just gotta be tough. I was furious. I ordered the car special and had to wait for it to be built. Turns out it was the last produced on a Friday afternoon. No wonder it was a lemon!!!

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/19/2021 11:04:00 AM

Oh my goodness!

Panagiota Romios

Date: 10/19/2021 4:48:00 AM

This has a nice beat to it, Caren. I have had many lemons in cars. They did help me meet nice men along the way. That was the fun part. Enjoyed! Lemon Pangie

Caren Krutsinger
Date: 10/19/2021 11:04:00 AM

I only had one lemon