Thank You Mr Car Salesman

Thank you for selling me a lemon of a car
It did not work very often or go very far
But thanks to you I was stranded on side of the a road
And the guy who stopped to help me has a heart of gold
So If you had not sold me this lemon of a car
I would probably be single, and not a mother of two
I have warned thousands of others about your practices too
So you won't have to stay up nights worrying any more
You can thank me as I leave through this exit door
Copyright © | Year Posted 2021

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Wolf Avatar
October 20, 2021 at 6:05 PM
Better than a singles bar... More powerful than a dating site... It's a bird; it's a plane; it's, it's -- a Car Salesman?! -- Who woulda thunk it? ~ Happily Ever After
Krutsinger Avatar
October 20, 2021 at 10:31 PM
I have never been o a singles bar
Hankins Avatar
October 19, 2021 at 8:18 AM
Oh my. Well, I had a lemon once, so I can relate. Believe it or not, I raised such hell they came down from Detroit and saw that I got a new car replacement! Of course, this was after I threatened to drive it through the showroom window.
Hankins Avatar
October 19, 2021 at 2:05 PM
Sometimes you've just gotta be tough. I was furious. I ordered the car special and had to wait for it to be built. Turns out it was the last produced on a Friday afternoon. No wonder it was a lemon!!!
Krutsinger Avatar
October 19, 2021 at 11:04 AM
Oh my goodness!
Romios Avatar
October 19, 2021 at 4:48 AM
This has a nice beat to it, Caren. I have had many lemons in cars. They did help me meet nice men along the way. That was the fun part. Enjoyed! Lemon Pangie
Krutsinger Avatar
October 19, 2021 at 11:04 AM
I only had one lemon
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