Ruder Poems - Poems about Ruder

...A one-time backpacking zebra with a rah rah rah Went down the mountain sliding down a long seesaw We yelled hey wait! Don’t you usually walk. He gave us a rude hand gesture; and a little squawk. ......Read the rest...

...When a big hairy spider Came and plopped down beside her As Miss Muffett sat munchin' A light, healthy luncheon, She screamed, "Sir, naught could be ruder Than an arachnid intruder!", And proce......Read the rest...

...Three boyfriends have I, whom I could marry Just hit '39' again, so I'd better not tarry #1's hair is so long and so curly I don't know anyone cuter Sleeps all day, and mopes nights......Read the rest...

...I’m chilling and doing homework tonight. Leaning into it. Last night one of our suitemates (Julia) turned 21 - she’s barable. Not that we get carded anywhere - I’ve never had trouble getting into ......Read the rest...

...You arrived on a splendid December day, as I recall. I relived when we came home; I let out a large sigh. I put my elbows on the overhang facing a mountain wall. I sighed again vowe......Read the rest...

...The summer is over but things are getting hotter The summer is over and people are getting viler The sky is overcast and the birds are flying around It feels like a stranger has just entered the t......Read the rest...

...OCEAN LIMERICKS There was a man from Bermuda, Went fishing for Barracuda. He hooked one one day; But it got away. He said, “Damn” and more words ruder A famous sea diver ca......Read the rest...

...One test men face on their own is the one against testosterone cus men get bitter and moan try bring you to pits be shown It’s the petty repeating a challenge they chew over a mental weakli......Read the rest...

...I set out mousetraps Not expecting to catch a robber But I did. He was a big fellow, full grown Nigh onto fifty probably. Wore a mask. Before I released him I asked him to take it off. He ......Read the rest...

...There was a fussy bovine named Flossy who was snooty and always so bossy her udders would droop when she took a poop She bellowed until her eyes got glossy Flossy had teeth like a barr......Read the rest...

...People think actions speak louder than words. They are right in certain occasions, but sometimes words hurt more than they think. Words harm feelings as much as cats harm mice. Many people think......Read the rest...

...4.22am 27-1-04 I met this little lesbian She rode up on her bike A Yamaha 350 from Sydney she did hike So the two of us got talking And we went down for a beer And while there we were walking ......Read the rest...