Three Boyfriends Have I

Three boyfriends have I, whom I could marry Just hit '39' again, so I'd better not tarry #1's hair is so long and so curly I don't know anyone cuter Sleeps all day, and mopes nights away I call him 'My Active Brooder' #2 seems polite, a man with some manners but when he gets mad, ain't nobody ruder He's into MK-47's, MAGA, the NRA I call him 'My Active Shooter' #3's vision's amazing, like Superman's though frankly, there's nobody lewder He stares at every skirt that comes his way I call him 'My Active Denuder' O, What should I do, I just can't decide I've got to get married, before I die Wait - My cat's my best friend, I'll marry him I'll start a Go-Fund-Me, get 'Jaspar' neutered