Work Rude Poems

They say that honesty is the best policy.
However, a child confronting an elder with the same candour isn't a good quality.
They say there is no...

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GOT TO CHANGE THE CRAPPY WAYS

To all kinds of crappy individuals,
who think they are high and mighty.
I find them people with no principles
for they are...

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Some drivers really make me want to scream.
I’ll do some little thing that they don’t like.
They honk or give the finger. It’s so mean.
I’d like...

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I often wonder,                      ...

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The gardener said once I’ve chopped down this tree
Perhaps I could tidy your bush for a fee 
Where the girl hit him is covered in...

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He called up the contact
The contact gave his name and number
The number was a familiar one
Old Nick's address 666
The name needed verifying
Biatch Wanker 
Can you...

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When I was born, who would have thought
I’d grow up to be ruled by a clock.
Clocks mock dreams while hours gawk - 
clicking off our...

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I’m always poorly 
be dead before forty 
As the doctors surely 
diagnose before curing 

and that is hard work
as they forever search
me naked like a...

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Clowns at the Abyss

I’m not a communist,
I’m a Democratic Socialist
Cries the independent Elitist

It’s a right to have healthcare
It’s a right to have welfare
Yet, funding for...

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i remember back in 06 i worked in a warehouse
it was for a store that sold varied things
there were varied staff in several departments
we had...

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Father wants breakfast
Groaning to find the settings
To high, four minutes, and on
Pressure cooker despairing -
"Now what? Eggs are hard!"...

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Your concepts of hygiene are questionable
Showering before work is a viable solution
We live in a civilization with rules and soap
Caveman ways are no longer acceptable

As...

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Sitting at home all nice and dandy,
Contemplating the chance of a seventh hand-shandy,
Watching the TV having coffee with foam,
That's what you do when you're working...

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Success in my hand
The power and the glory

On top of the world
I am invincible; me

The little ones left 
by the wayside without care

I take what...

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They say in life you should start at the bottom and work your way up
Butt your bottoms in the middle, I’m betwixt, in between
Well that’s...

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