Butts and Bottoms

They say in life you should start at the bottom and work your way up Butt your bottoms in the middle, I’m betwixt, in between Well that’s a bit of a bummer which way do I turn My only saving grace is your bottom is so gorgeous So I’m in no rush to pull away The view is unbelievable, what an amazing pair of cheeks So rounded and alluring I’m always taking a peek For all I ever want to do is admire and caress Each cheek lovingly filling the palm of my hands I gently need away, as you do with dough Just the texture is more softer resembling more a fruit you know The feels not that of a melon, too round and hard Perhaps a little smaller like a lemon or a lime But they taste sour and your bums nothing like that What about a plum, I must be getting close Don’t be silly you’ve already got your plums in your sack I’ve only gone and cracked it What a lovely peach of a bum you have; I can vouch for that.