Reservations

Your concepts of hygiene are questionable Showering before work is a viable solution We live in a civilization with rules and soap Caveman ways are no longer acceptable As your boss I have to be clear We value you at the lowest level Your performance of late is poor Let me come straight to the point You are no longer employed with us That is not to say we don't like you We will say it to avoid litigation The best way to say it is to say nothing This is not a restaurant This is not a menu But I have reservations And they are about you *Authors note: Just to be clear; this is not about American Indians and the place where they live.