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Women Rude Poems

These Women Rude poems are examples of Rude poems about Women. These are the best examples of Rude Women poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Mr Dick Longly
He lived in a small village
Dick Longly was his name
He was known for miles around
An extra long willy his claim to fame

The men folk thought...

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© Deb M   Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, humorous, rude,



Ouch
Her face showed he'd come off as predal
Now it was too late to backpedal
"Stupid wins prizes,"
She shouts, "of all sizes,"
Her handprint now worn like a...

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Categories: rude, conflict, funny, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Wolf Whistling
wizened widows wink 
when winsome women wiggle...
while workmen whistle


(Alliterku)


02/28/2023


Alliterku Poetry Contest
Sponsored by: Charles Messina...

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Categories: rude, anxiety, feelings, how i

Premium Member - the Snake Charmer -
An alpha with great confidence
                    ...

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Categories: fun, love hurts, rude,

Premium Member Pity the Poor Women
Pity the poor women of Afghanistan
In the hands of the ruthless Taliban
Repressed and put down
In a shapeless black gown
At the disposal of any overbearing man.

written...

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Categories: anti bullying, rude, scary,



Explicit Thoughts Inside
Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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Categories: rude, betrayal, break up, confidence,

Premium Member Ersatz Men
Chauvinistic men 
with a false sense of pride 
drum their chests 
repeatedly like a gorilla 
standing upright 
arrogantly 
proclaiming themselves 
the kings of the universe...

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Categories: people, perspective, pride, rude,

Sweaty Rude Bits
In this humid summer air 
I don't wear my underwear 
my bollocks get all sweaty, 
for that I do not care.

It's not amusing they sweat...

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© Nick Trim  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: funny, humorous, people, rude,

Premium Member Belated Thanks
a most wretched woman
once befriended me
i quietly held my own
cautiously on my guard
one day pompously
she proclaimed
she was culling
her many 
so called friends
sadly
i never got
to thank...

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Categories: appreciation, bullying, friendship, rude,

Harlot
Some act as though a person completely loses their humanity after they let you  stick your  in them, what a deranged way to...

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© Jessy Sue  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: rude, deep, for her, lust,

Premium Member All Women Over Forty Are Dried Up
Absurd situations amuse me; they get written into poems.
Foolish generalizations about groups of people infuriate me; 
they also get written into poems.
All Irish, all whites,...

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Categories: rude, age, bullying, conflict, hello,

Premium Member Stand Up Or Squat
Why are women so appealing, what's all the fuss
Don't understand, they're all people just like us
Well sometimes they're not
Instead of standing they squat
That why us...

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Categories: rude,

Sobriety
"SOBRIETY"


I walked into work tonight
and a female sitting at the 
bar got up and would head
for the door. as she passed
me, she stopped, looked at
me...

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Categories: motivation, moving on, rude,

Premium Member Lonely Hearts Cafe
She rounded up the lonely ladies from the building
Drove them for lunch at an outdoor terrasse
Dropped them at the entrance then circled and circled
Finally finding...

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Categories: people, rude, thanks, women,

Premium Member Life With T-Rump Xxxiv
Aboard Air Force One it's stormy
Trump yells bumps are in store for me
While she's up and down
There's no cause for a frown
He screams **** stars...

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Categories: political, rude, weather, women,


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