Woman Rude Poems

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Christ-proclaimers are the worst punishers
In self-righteousness, little mercy, no Grace
Should one perchance fall into their "church"
Hindu Gandhi, "terrorist Mandela" compare better
Jesus is not honored by...

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A woman crouched upon the floor,
retrieving something, near the door.

I walked into the busy shop, 
while talking to my mum,
I hadn't seen the woman there...

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Since I can't say the words that I want to use
We r going to have a little fun and light the fuse
I don't give 2...

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The gardener said once I’ve chopped down this tree
Perhaps I could tidy your bush for a fee 
Where the girl hit him is covered in...

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To be checked for illegal items, I must go through security.
If someone has to feel me up, I want a woman to do it to...

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I’m always poorly 
be dead before forty 
As the doctors surely 
diagnose before curing 

and that is hard work
as they forever search
me naked like a...

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I was out in the garden trimming the tree
when a woman that looks like a chimpanzee 
said can you help find my pussy 
if a...

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Her mother should….
His dad should….
Those parents should….

She was full of advice
Old lady on the hill.
Unwavering pumiceous ideas oozed out of her

Her pores were full of...

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a most wretched woman
once befriended me
i quietly held my own
cautiously on my guard
one day pompously
she proclaimed
she was culling
her many 
so called friends
sadly
i never got
to thank...

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she couldn't
be bothered
to feign interest



posted on September 13, 2018...

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Stop Abusing Women 

A man saw a beautiful woman 
in white cloths 
She was going to church. 

He called her, 
pretty come to me please
She...

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The *****.

Mightier than the sword?
Flaccid ruler overseeing
an asylum of nuts.

The blade may cut and thrust,
yet an organ driven
by lust
can inflict a
deeper scar.

Kingdoms lost in battle,
which...

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Katie Hopkins; Wild Redemption 

Katie Hopkins, what a *****
She really makes my innards itch
She’s paid to spit and vent her bile
Her views are simply crass...

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Never given divorce much thought
Murder weapon haven't bought
Just a case of dog food

Upon demands of tasty hash
It will be ready in a flash
Onions seared big...

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DO NOT FEUD WITH THIS RUDE AND CRUDE DUDE, DUDE

Damn dude, there ain’t even a remote possibility
Because anyone who knows me understands I don’t possess...

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