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A Rude Awakening

A woman crouched upon the floor,
retrieving something, near the door.

I walked into the busy shop, 
while talking to my mum,
I hadn't seen the woman there -
and kicked her up the bum!

written 6th January for Natasha's Funny Memories contest

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Phyllis Babcock Date: 2/23/2022 3:42:00 PM Sometimes we are so focused on looking forward that we do not look down. Can imagine this scene. love phyl Login to Reply

Jan Allison Date: 1/30/2022 1:00:00 PM haha ha priceless one Jack, many congrats on your win:-) hugs Jan xx Login to Reply

Ronald D Thompson Date: 1/29/2022 8:08:00 AM Very funny, can just imagine the scene. Congrats on your contest win...Ron Login to Reply

Ann Peck Date: 1/28/2022 7:31:00 PM Oh dear--she was probably as embarrassed as you :) Congratulations! Login to Reply

Janice Canerdy Date: 1/28/2022 5:38:00 PM CONGRATS on your win, Jack. Janice Login to Reply

Lindsay Laurie Date: 1/22/2022 4:38:00 PM G'day Jack ... Ha! Probably her thrill for the day - thanks for the giggle Jack - Lindsay Login to Reply

Harry Horsman Date: 1/17/2022 9:56:00 PM Love the poem and the memory, Jack, All the best to you. Stay safe. Harry Login to Reply

Andrea Dietrich Date: 1/7/2022 3:42:00 PM hahaha, I can just picture this ,Jack Login to Reply

Jennifer Proxenos Date: 1/7/2022 8:57:00 AM Who got the biggest shock, you or her, fun poem my friend - best of luck in the contest. Hugs and blessings, Jennifer. Login to Reply

Sara Kendrick Date: 1/7/2022 3:35:00 AM Reads like a good contender to me. Way to go. Your clumsiness strikes again. Thanks for the visits to my page. Sara Login to Reply

Bj Legros Kelley Date: 1/7/2022 2:45:00 AM Oops! Poor lady, I guess that did awaken her pretty quickly! Oh, poor her, and you! Login to Reply

Connie Marcum Wong Date: 1/7/2022 12:37:00 AM I can only imagine her shock and reaction. That type thing would be embarrassing for both of you. This is a comical story Jack. A good one! New year blessings xxoo Login to Reply

Judy Ball Date: 1/6/2022 12:18:00 PM OoHoo! Poor lady and poor little boy. Too funny Jack. It's so much fun to look back on things like that once we are older. God Bless, JB Login to Reply

Paul Callus Date: 1/6/2022 8:37:00 AM Definitely a funny memory, Jack! I believe that her reaction is not permissible on Soup :) Happy New Year, my friend // paul Login to Reply

Wilma Neels Date: 1/6/2022 7:43:00 AM Hehehe hey Jack, I have been popping in here from time to time. How are you? lfde :-) Login to Reply

P.S. Awtry Date: 1/6/2022 7:25:00 AM Woo—a shoe! :D Login to Reply

James Marshall Goff Date: 1/6/2022 6:29:00 AM Profound Jack! Login to Reply