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Enter Poem or Quote (Required)Required DO NOT FEUD WITH THIS RUDE AND CRUDE DUDE, DUDE Damn dude, there ain’t even a remote possibility Because anyone who knows me understands I don’t possess that particular ability Until you’ve gotten to know me you cannot comprehend nor fathom my reality Because one must really know me to understand that I am but a triviality Get to know me and you will see that I am incredibly and incredulously inconsequential With not even a paltry part of pertinent potential I am likened to an insipidly insignificant infant Born to betray the confidence of every imprisoning instant I am frivolity with no joviality Unafraid and unconcerned with my mortality I am a trifling trilogy of terror, temptation and trouble who is never triumphant And by that triumvirate trained of tribulation well One who defines the insinuation of Hell Hell, I smoke four packs of cigarettes a day And each night I’ve 2 pints of vodka to swig away With a woman to stand by and ask herself and I why Yet I remain silent and stifle the answer that I simply don’t fear to die But the hardest thing to do for a man like me is continue on against my will With nothing but time and torment to kill I am akin to a virus vying with virility and a being to revile And unfortunately I have nothing to make me smile For I know precisely how speedily a smile succumbs to a frown Because when used to describe me the word “irrelevant” becomes a noun Since I am a man turned inside out and upside down So no dude, I don’t possess the ability to make happiness a possibility revealed For I know exactly what torment, temptation and tomorrow will yield When once again cruelty is coerced by captivity and my smile is yet again concealed For I am relatively rude Quietly but quite crude And becoming unilaterally unglued Dude! © 2012…..PHREEPOETREE ~free cee!~
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