God Rude Poems
These God Rude poems are examples of Rude poems about God. These are the best examples of Rude God poems written by international poets.
TMJ'S A MOTHER FUHKER
One time I locked up .
Hinges become loose and
My jaw swung off set.
The demon friend of mine
Said, "I was in the wrong place and...
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anger, appreciation, art, rude,
Claude Monet paintingI am devastated, dumbfounded, dismayed,
These people are so stupid, or crazy,
They threw some hot soup
On a painting by Claude Monet,
These people are ridiculous, wicked,
Who will...
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appreciation, culture, rude,
Infestation of CrittersNearly thirty inches below normal of rain this year
It's caused an infestation of critters who lurk near
Droning on and on, annoyingly buzzing in my ear
Waiting...
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insect, rude,
Beauty StandardsOh my god she's so fat,
her stomach has rolls.
And her thighs shake when she walks,
unbelievable that,
someone would comment on someone's folds....
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rude, beauty, endurance, hate, identity,
It Is Rude To Be NudeTo boldly stand before me nude
Is something I consider rude,
Your secrets presenting like food,
While the very act is damned rude…
What you might achieve I can’t...
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rude, evil, image, integrity, perspective,
Painless Guiltwho was blessed with the gift
with a wap back bone of iron
the man that doesn't mind
a God given gift
to his painless conscious...
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rude,
What Fascinates MePlease say thank you~don't be rude
Ever sit and watch people feud
Over the hills and valleys to
People say crazy things that make me come unglued
Laughing until...
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rude, blue, crazy, fun, humor,
Rice Farmers Decide To Be RudeA knee-Imprisoning Marsh
And Labor-Demanding Field;
Not agriculturally harsh
But planters forcing to fitness wield …
Rice farmers decide to be rude,
A hundred in an ugly mood.
“Blast Mr....
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rude, food, health, money, people,
Rude Drivers -Spelling EditSome drivers really make me want to scream.
I’ll do some little thing that they don’t like.
They honk or give the finger. It’s so mean.
I’d like...
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rude,
Shopping LineAs I go through the store shopping, you...
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rude, stress,
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computer, money, rude, sad,
TruthTruth what is it
Running off your lips of wit
Using words you just knit
That really was the pit
Hurts so I will split
...
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hurt, life, rude, truth,
TamedHe called up the contact
The contact gave his name and number
The number was a familiar one
Old Nick's address 666
The name needed verifying
Biatch Wanker
Can you...
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dark, gothic, rude,
I'M SorryFor many years I have realized that our hearts are very deceptive and unreliable. I cannot imagine how many times my heart has let...
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anger, christian, god, rude,
Those Slithering Serpents of World's Hidden AbyssThose Slithering Serpents Of World's Hidden Abyss
Through pleasant meadows they slither and soft hiss
pushing down nubile flowers as they go
they of dark, giver of serpentine...
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rude, art, conflict, emotions, humanity,